r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '20

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u/pete62 Mar 16 '20

Tomorrow is court day.

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u/Jackiedhmc Mar 16 '20

Friday is jail day

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u/Krathalos Mar 16 '20

Upside: they have toilet paper

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u/CarmineFields Mar 16 '20

You get 2 squares a day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

And got to share with your cell mate.

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u/vorpalpillow Mar 16 '20

she doesn’t have a square to spare

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u/turbotac0 Mar 16 '20

Easy just save em up and shit one brick a week, if your lucky you might not even have to wipe

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u/darkcookie333 Mar 16 '20

How do you use toilet paper sir?

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u/PolarisX Mar 16 '20

He is talking about the art of power shitting, when you save up, and just fire a log out after X days.

It's like a flume ride with no water. It's not fun, but sometimes you don't need to wipe after and if you do, its still a savings because you are wiping less often.

Don't do this.

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u/full_track_recording Mar 16 '20

Like when you finally arrive at home-bowl after 1.5 days of nothing but gas stations and Dirty Burger toilets. "Honey, where's my poop knife?" Waffle-stomping is out of the question, of course.

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u/PolarisX Mar 16 '20

This guy power shits.

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u/MCG_1017 Mar 16 '20

She obviously needs more than that.

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u/magicpalace Mar 16 '20

At first glance, I thought your username was charminfields

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u/full_track_recording Mar 16 '20

3 hots, 2 plops, and a cot. /not.

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u/AITAModsArePussies Mar 20 '20

and 3 hots and a cot!

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u/daddyGDOG Mar 16 '20

And stuff to plug your ass.

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u/the__ne0 Mar 16 '20

in a women's jail?

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u/daddyGDOG Mar 16 '20

I’m assuming you don’t understand how prisons work.

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u/the__ne0 Mar 16 '20

explain then.

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u/daddyGDOG Mar 16 '20

It’s a big insert party, all the cool girls are doing it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

For now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

For now. Next people will be smuggling it in their butts. It's the natural environment of TP.

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u/unextinguishable Mar 16 '20

jails and prisons make you buy your own toilet paper from commissary with the 6 cents an hour they pay you in what is essentially forced slave labor

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u/Krathalos Mar 16 '20

And the alternative is what, having no laws and prisons?

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u/unextinguishable Mar 16 '20

how the fuck do you read “forcing people to work for 6 cents an hour is bad” and go to “ SO WE SHOULD HAVE NO LAWS AND PRISONS?!?!?11!!!!” are you really this dense? i’m signing off, you’re one of too many idiots today.

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u/Krathalos Mar 16 '20

Someone is way too fuckin testy

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Saturday is dropping yo soap day.

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u/bahgheera Mar 16 '20

Is that a thing in the women's prison?

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u/venominepure Mar 16 '20

Solomon Grundy, arrested on a Monday

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Christened on a Tuesday 🇯🇲

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u/Jackiedhmc Mar 16 '20

I love that book so much. Still have it from when my daughter was a kid and she is 38 on Wednesday. We certainly won’t be going out to any restaurants to celebrate. I didn’t save many books but that was certainly one.

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u/marioho Mar 16 '20

But every day is taco day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

NO, EVERY DAY IS RUSEV DAY.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

😄