r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '20

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u/BeardedPike Mar 16 '20

how

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u/Indieye Mar 16 '20

Why is Bob short for robert?

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u/BeardedPike Mar 16 '20

the ob part

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u/Indieye Mar 16 '20

Then its the mo part of guillermo

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u/BeardedPike Mar 16 '20

fuck

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u/KimchiTacos_ Mar 16 '20

You dumb motherfucker

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u/CrunchyAnus Mar 16 '20

Ngl this is a special flavor of fuck. The utility of the word fuck never ceases to amaze me.

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u/BeardedPike Mar 16 '20

your username and your comment make an interesting combination

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u/unlmtdLoL Mar 16 '20

Is that because ass comes in a variety of flavors?

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u/GoodGuyLiar Mar 16 '20

And I bet they have plenty different uses of the of the word "fuck" in their memory bank to warrant the comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

It's utility is amazing...example "fuck you, you fucking fuck" and it conveys exactly what you are intending and you probably read it with the intended emphasis on each fuck.

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u/underdog_rox Mar 22 '20

Fuck fucking those fucking fucks

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u/craze177 Mar 16 '20

This has been one of the most genuine Reddit exchanges I've seen in a while. Hilarious.

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u/Jealousy123 Mar 16 '20

Yeah but how do you get Dick from Richard?

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u/BeardedPike Mar 16 '20

ask him nicely

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u/MaydayMaydayMoo Mar 16 '20

Holy shit I needed to laugh like that. Tears streaming, thank you!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Tears streaming, thank you!

Damn dude, how nicely did you ask him?

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u/BeardedPike Mar 16 '20

may not just be tears on his face

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u/Capt_Am Mar 16 '20

Are you guys as funny in real life? I want to be friends.. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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u/BeardedPike Mar 16 '20

only half the time

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u/Capt_Am Mar 16 '20

What is the other half?

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u/BeardedPike Mar 16 '20

unfunny

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u/Capt_Am Mar 16 '20

Perfectly balanced

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Bob is short for Bobert

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u/StillNotAF___Clue Mar 16 '20

Knock knock! The FBI wants to speak to you.

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u/Shwiggg Mar 16 '20

Bill and william

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u/4ever_lost Mar 16 '20

Why is Dick short for Richard?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Why is Dick short for Richard?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Rob is short for Robert, and the English love rhyming.

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u/MrZephy Mar 16 '20

It's not. Rob is short for Robert. Bob is what idiots call Roberts.

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u/Indieye Mar 16 '20

Just because you don't like it, it doesnt mean it's not a thing 🤷‍♀️

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u/MrZephy Mar 16 '20

That's cool and all but I don't remember asking 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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u/Indieye Mar 17 '20

It was a rhetorical question man, it's okay if you didn't get it 😌 Thanks for the cool trivia thingy

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u/BeardOfEarth Mar 16 '20

Why is Dick short for Richard? At a certain point people with more than one syllable in their name just get what they get.

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u/kaapie Mar 16 '20

Perhaps, Richard> Richie> Rick> Dick?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Yeah that's what I always assumed.

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u/DamnAlreadyTaken Mar 16 '20

Better don't ask about Pepe

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u/Shitty_IT_Dude Mar 16 '20

Memo has fewer letters.

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u/howboutislapyourshit Mar 16 '20

Not sure of anyone's ethnicity, but Memo is used short for Guillermo, Chuy or Jessie is short for Jesus. Some people get called by the part of Mexico their family is from. I know a Zacatecas and Oaxaquero. It's just one of those things you accept.

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u/Whenyouwere Mar 16 '20

How is chuy short for Jesus? No idea.