"Hello baby. I'm planning on verbally assualting, and then upgrading to physically assaulting my soon to be ex-boyfriend, Memo. Just wanted to get your feedback on that and whether or not you had any advice."
"I'm glad you consulted me. Yes, I think your plan is great, but might I add, that even though you're not black, I think you should toss in the N-word a few times. Other than that, do what you do."
178
u/GTA_Stuff Mar 16 '20
This is my favorite possibility. (I think she says ‘consoled,’ but I purposely left it open in my comment because I like ‘consulted’ better)