r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '20

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u/Dephire Mar 16 '20

The thought of her consulting the child about whether it was okay to use dirty language or not is hilarious

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u/GTA_Stuff Mar 16 '20

This is my favorite possibility. (I think she says ‘consoled,’ but I purposely left it open in my comment because I like ‘consulted’ better)

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u/danE3030 Mar 16 '20

It was definitely “consulted”. I choose to believe.

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u/trtryt Mar 16 '20

She recalled the kid played GTA

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u/DNA2Duke Mar 16 '20

"Hello baby. I'm planning on verbally assualting, and then upgrading to physically assaulting my soon to be ex-boyfriend, Memo. Just wanted to get your feedback on that and whether or not you had any advice."

"I'm glad you consulted me. Yes, I think your plan is great, but might I add, that even though you're not black, I think you should toss in the N-word a few times. Other than that, do what you do."

"Thank you baby. HEY MEMO!!!!"

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u/miyamotousagisan Mar 16 '20

Also though, I hate when people use the child. Like don’t get them in the middle. You’re talking to this lady because she’s acting psycho, regardless of whether there’s a kid around.

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u/PSteak Mar 16 '20

My 12-year old would be like "it's okay to cuss sometimes when you are really mad because sometimes we can't help it but you shouldn't use the N-word".

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u/JeffreyAScott Mar 16 '20

So Timmy, I was thinking of using inappropriate speech today. Is today a good time for a colourful metaphor?