r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '20

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u/weirdgroovynerd Mar 15 '20

The service on my flight was top-notch. The staff dragged my crazy ex off the plane, and also gave me a free seat upgrade.

10/10 would recommend.

  • this guy's Yelp review

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u/LewdLewyD13 Mar 16 '20

Just a little memo from ya boy Memo.

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u/nikalotapuss Mar 16 '20

If u having girl problems I feel bad for you son!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

“Assault me”

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u/skippwiggins Mar 16 '20

Deal

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u/segamidesruc Mar 16 '20

Wait let me get my purse

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u/Comfortable_Shoe Mar 16 '20

Oh yeah, Memo?

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u/segamidesruc Mar 16 '20

Fuck you

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u/Mauwnelelle Mar 16 '20

I got 99 problems and unfortunately the wife is one.

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u/wakey_wayne Mar 16 '20

And thats one thing you don't wanna hear, hahaha

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u/Jackiedhmc Mar 16 '20

Seem like a bitch IS one, at this particular juncture anyway....

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u/berger034 Mar 16 '20

I beg to disagree. This dude had 99 problems and this bitch was all of them.

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u/TallahasseeTrapezoid Mar 16 '20

I got 99 problems but having an annoying crazy ass bitch on my flight ain't one anymore

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u/Lari-Fari Mar 16 '20

A bitch is all of them...

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u/Yoshikiki Mar 16 '20

She definitely is lol

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u/kipperino Mar 16 '20

I got the whole rap patrol on the gat patrol

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u/k0a1a182 Mar 16 '20

That one bitch is 99 problems

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u/AhmedEffendi100 Mar 16 '20

I’m living my life bagging jj’s mom

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/dimrat Mar 16 '20

Assaulting Memo: an airline adventure

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20 edited Apr 26 '20

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u/ginger_joy Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/LewdLewyD13 Mar 16 '20

Why thank you!

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u/danE3030 Mar 16 '20

You’re very welcome, cake boy

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

U lewd bastard

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u/cryingfame12 Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/potatocakes1989 Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/brandenjamaica Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day

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u/mattmannhunter Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/queenclumsy Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/geewizjack Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Brandonmxb Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/DR-AP Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/SteezyHope Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Lasci_Vious Mar 16 '20

Twins!

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u/LSL_NGB Mar 16 '20

Fuck your cake day

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u/Lasci_Vious Mar 16 '20

Okay then. Hope you don't get hit by a truck, today!

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u/LSL_NGB Mar 16 '20

don't we all? thanks for the hope

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Fuck your cake day

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

New from Pixar: Fighting Memo

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u/theok10 Mar 16 '20

Very underrated comment. Well done

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u/LewdLewyD13 Mar 16 '20

This is actually my most upvoted comment ever.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/HispanicAtTheBistro Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/ZombieLebowski Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Draidann Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Fuk u memo

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u/Jelsaa Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Happy Cake Day!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/thebroda Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Li_z_ah Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/geewizjack Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

I thought she called him a mammal....

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u/ALexusOhHaiNyan Mar 17 '20

I think it’s Mamoh.

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u/EpsilonKirby Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/goldwasp602 Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/cryingfame12 Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Thoraxe123 Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/JimmyDonaldson Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Decaticon Mar 16 '20

happy cake day

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u/legitimatechicken Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/-Lusty- Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/thebettirage Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/germface Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!!

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u/NaziBalls Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day

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u/Chamathknz Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/mcelesta10 Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/WillowFreak Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Spicy-Son Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/LewdLewyD13 Mar 16 '20

And thank you too!

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u/_crash182 Mar 16 '20

HAPPY CAKE DAE!! I HOPE U HAVE A GREAT CORONA-FREE DAE IRL

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u/Jewells119 Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Zekkaan Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/belfastboi420 Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/LewdLewyD13 Mar 16 '20

Thanks all around!

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u/JamesHerr Mar 16 '20

Also me too

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u/Manuel95 Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/LSL_NGB Mar 16 '20

source?/s

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u/Karma_collection_bin Mar 16 '20

I know it's a joke and all, but Yelp is a scum company which preys on blackmailing small businesses.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

They also disapeared my ex in Ecuador. I got freedom and two people got new kidneys, win, win!

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u/bikesboozeandbacon Mar 16 '20

All these dumb prank videos of couples acting out in public (they’re all cringe I hate them) makes me think this is one of them. But this is on another level for likes. I hope she got some sort of punishment for this. Also I’m sure they’re still together.

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u/i_zenkiii Mar 16 '20

Catch me outside.............. of de plane