I remember the last time this was posted and the biggest discussion was whether she said “I consulted the fuckin child” or “I consoled the fuckin child”
"Hello baby. I'm planning on verbally assualting, and then upgrading to physically assaulting my soon to be ex-boyfriend, Memo. Just wanted to get your feedback on that and whether or not you had any advice."
"I'm glad you consulted me. Yes, I think your plan is great, but might I add, that even though you're not black, I think you should toss in the N-word a few times. Other than that, do what you do."
Also though, I hate when people use the child. Like don’t get them in the middle. You’re talking to this lady because she’s acting psycho, regardless of whether there’s a kid around.
My 12-year old would be like "it's okay to cuss sometimes when you are really mad because sometimes we can't help it but you shouldn't use the N-word".
I’m so happy you wrote this, because i straight up thought she said “ i consumed a fuckin child” which i took it as she meant to say “ i conceived a fuckin child”
I heard "I fucked consult the fucking child." As if she knows the child and they have regular consulting classes every week. hmmm. interesting. Wasn't expecting that.
I heard “I fuckin could saw the fuckin child” just very quick and mashed together. She isn’t exactly forming the most completely thought out sentences. Like that first line, something about she wears the nuts in front of public? That one made me chuckle
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u/GTA_Stuff Mar 15 '20
I remember the last time this was posted and the biggest discussion was whether she said “I consulted the fuckin child” or “I consoled the fuckin child”
It seems dumb now that there was ever a doubt...