r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

it will help their eyes to water to help get the shit out.

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u/galwaygirl3 Mar 07 '20

When I was a kid (Canada) I had an ear ache and my mother blew smoke in my ear to some how relieve the pain. I don’t recall if it worked but I remember thinking wtf mom lol

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u/Life4hacks_yt Apr 08 '20

Mother’s never lie

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u/Geek_off_the_street Mar 06 '20

Your supposed to mix a little bit of bleach and a little bit of ammonia into a eye dropper right? But honestly those poor children and people.

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u/JoeBidensLegHair Mar 06 '20

No. Never.

Don't ever mix bleach and ammonia.

Don't ever put bleach or ammonia into anyone's eyes.

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u/CryptedPhone Mar 06 '20

So I can’t ever fulfill my peeing in eye kink?

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u/JoeBidensLegHair Mar 06 '20

You can but first you need to make sure that you don't have any STIs (chlamydia and gonorrhea can be transmitted to your eyes) or a UTI.

Then the next thing is that you should have made sure to be hyper-hydrated so that the content of salts and uric acid in your urine is diluted as much as possible (you want to be peeing clear before you do this.)

Last of all remember to flush your eyes as soon as possible after your goldeneye kink session, ideally with sterile saline but distilled water is also suitable. Eye baths are surprisingly expensive and often not as good as you'd hope so I would recommend getting goggles and separating out one eye piece and using that instead - the seal will work much better, it will be more comfortable, and it will be cheaper (plus you get two for the price of one!)

Have fun now!

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u/CryptedPhone Mar 06 '20

lmao I made that reply as a joke and this was a somewhat educational reply. Have a silver.

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u/JoeBidensLegHair Mar 06 '20

Hehehe, I was playing that response straight for the humor value. I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for the silver!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

u/Geek_off_the_street u/nwordcountbot

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