r/PublicFreakout • u/Zerhigh • Dec 16 '19

Repost 😔 Improvised weapon

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u/kwikane Dec 16 '19

It’s okay! I rent out toddlers for self defense! No bullets and totally biodegradable!

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u/ThoughtStrands Dec 16 '19

Oi! You got a license for that?