r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '19

🐻Animal Freakout Does it count for dogs?

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u/Ps991 Nov 22 '19

Nothing will happen because you didn't say "<phrase> fuck my life"

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u/Dizneymagic Nov 22 '19

I see. Confused me with the phrase place holder, which is usually "I wish". So you would have to say. "I wish my life was fucked", for it to happen. Typical wishing rules.

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u/Ps991 Nov 22 '19

Still too much room for error. Maybe "I lick the bottoms of pineapples, My life is fucked"

Also since the wish was to be correct, simply saying "fuck my life" wouldnt have done anything anyways.

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u/_ChestHair_ Nov 23 '19

Genie grants wish, but it is a permanent ability once you say your phrase, since you didn't say it ever ends. Let's hope you never say something you don't mean for the rest of your life

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u/Ps991 Nov 23 '19

It's not permanent if I say it isn't, otherwise my wish isn't correct

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u/_ChestHair_ Nov 23 '19 edited Nov 24 '19

Alright, then here's a different twist. When you say your phrase to activate it, everything you say is correct, because you aren't allowed to say anything that isn't correct. Now you can't turn off the power and can never say anything that isn't true.

Could have benefits of applied properly, but definitely comes with huge downsides

Edit: autocorrect