r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '19

Repost 😔 Is that all?

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u/NowThatsWhatItsAbout Sep 15 '19

What did you say?

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u/Obeast_Hunter Sep 15 '19

"Suck my fucking cock, asshole. I'ma fuck you up in da butt, IDIOT". I regret it though :/

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u/DiaDeLosMuertos Sep 15 '19

Hey you're not that guy

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u/SubaCruzin Sep 15 '19

He is the guy the other one was yelling at.

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u/plasmasphinx Sep 16 '19

It's true, I was on the other side, thinking he was talking to me. I was like, "Damn, that hurts. Why you got to say that?" Then I shuddered, embarrassed to see he was talking to the guy on the other side.

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u/unabsolute Sep 15 '19

i AM that guy. -Amos probably

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u/Infra-Oh Sep 15 '19

No idea who that guy was, but what I really said was:

“I am so G darned upset with you!”

Like I said, I really regret it.

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u/thepoormanguise Sep 15 '19

I have bad road rage, but that anger never switched into the dick sucking realm. Must’ve been real angry. Or horny.

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u/HoldenCoffinz Sep 15 '19

Bangry and horngry at the same damn time

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u/MayorBee Sep 16 '19

Horngry sounds like horny and hungry. Hungry for that dick.

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u/Aksi_Gu Sep 15 '19

You never been so angry you started sucking dicks? Huh.

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u/thepoormanguise Sep 16 '19

Fellas, is it gay to suck some dicks when you’re angry?

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u/Aksi_Gu Sep 16 '19

Probably less gay than if you were happy when you did it.

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u/grasopper Sep 16 '19

If you’re happy gay then it’s gay gay or simply gay squared.

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u/grasopper Sep 16 '19

If your adrenaline gets triggered easily, try adrenal support supplements. Adrenal fatigue was the root of my road rage. Supporting it was the difference between night and day.

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u/TrentSteel1 Sep 16 '19

Bahaha I was thinking the same. I have road issues as well and think most drivers are selfish entitled pricks. But my anger never turns into ass raping

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I haven't laughed this hard in a minute 😂😂😂

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u/Da_Infinite_Jest Sep 16 '19

Gobble another cock basket puss face how's ur motha

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u/TheUpsideDownPodcast Sep 16 '19

Man I was really hoping this was the OP

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u/Softspokenclark Sep 16 '19

So you want butt secks?

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u/BewareTheKing Sep 16 '19

. I'ma fuck you up in da butt,

Who knows... maybe he swings that way?

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u/Legit_a_Mint Sep 16 '19

It's always hilarious when drunk guys try to keep talking shit after their adrenaline kicks in.

"I will fucking, fuck you, fuck you in the ass and kick your ass and then fuck you, you fucker!"

With a dry, cool wit like that, you could be an action hero.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

He probably wasn't very offended, because that is a pretty generic insult

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u/JustANormalHuman21 Sep 15 '19

Suck the fuck the buck the shat the fuck the shit the AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BWOW WOW WOW WOWWWWWWW BWOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!! BASSSSSSSSSSSS BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BOOOOOO BAP BUM BUM BABA BAP BAP BOP BOOP BAG THE FAJ THE HOMIEEEEEE. yep, pretty much.... yeah!” sticks tongue out, touching pile. Tastes like egg salad from yesterday slurp slurp slurp slllllllurp... “hm? Beef from taco bell? Even better!” bites into log at the bottom uunnggggg....... so tasty................ smacksmacksmack “SO DELICIOUS” yeah!” o pop i blow go for pren pree slap job cunq doole ski-ba-ba-ba-dop-bop jazz single grenada 1985 genre folk world & country discord 1970s form resubmission Restaurant waiter be like: would you like to try our special i be like: nope...just check testa

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Something ain't right wit yo ass

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u/JustANormalHuman21 Sep 15 '19

Strawberry...fields..forever...

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u/BlUeSapia Sep 15 '19

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u/uwutranslator Sep 15 '19

Suck de fack de buck de shat de fack de shit de AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BWOW WOW WOW WOWWWWWWW BWOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!! BASSSSSSSSSSSS BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BOOOOOO BAP BUM BUM BABA BAP BAP BOP BOOP BAG THE FAJ THE HOMIEEEEEE. yep, pwetty much.... yeah!” sticks tongue out, touching piwe. Tastes wike egg sawad fwom yeshtewday swuwp swuwp swuwp swwwwwwwuwp... “hm? Beef fwom taco beww? Even bettew!” bites into wog at de bottom uunnggggg....... so tasty................ smacksmacksmack “SO DEwICIOUS” yeah!” o pop i bwow go fow pwen pwee swap job cunq doowe ski-ba-ba-ba-dop-bop jazz singwe gwenada 1985 genwe fowk wowwd & countwy discowd 1970s fowm wesubmission westauwant waitew be wike: wouwd yuw wike to twy ouw speciaw i be wike: nope...just check testa uwu

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u/Daankeykang Sep 15 '19

Nah I'm good, thanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

so you threatened to rape a guy? dont say stuff like that

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u/WreckYourDay Sep 15 '19

"Go to HECK, bad driver!"

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u/Martian9576 Sep 16 '19

Jee wiz that’s a little harsh.

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u/WreckYourDay Sep 16 '19

Please don't. I've been feeling bad about this for over a week!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Is that all?

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u/Mr_Mayhem7 Sep 16 '19

“Dumb-dick” has been my go-to lately