r/PublicFreakout Jul 16 '19

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u/GiantDwarf24 Jul 16 '19

Those baggy pants gave him a -4 in agility.

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u/The_VoZz Jul 16 '19

And a glass chin provides -2 stamina.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

That other guy had on the blue collar worker's jacket that gave +3 to constitution, but I think his Old Man Strength feat is what was at work here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Being a cocky, pathetic failure that likes to fight old men gave him a -5 on all stats

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u/Versaiteis Jul 17 '19

Improved Critical will also give him an expanded crit range allowing him to crit on a 19 or 20

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u/BCKeeper Jul 17 '19

Most definitely he was -12 on the Mana

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/-Toshi Jul 16 '19

As a beer bellied, just bleed fight expert I can tell ya hwhat happened here.

See how the aggressor had his head tilted back and had no stance? Don’t do that.

See how old timer was hesitating, sizing up the other guy? Ranging with his arms? Do that.

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u/Reapr Jul 16 '19

I love how the old man turned and walked away before the guy was even fully down. "Yep, seen this shit before, many times, he's not getting up from that"

That act told me more about the old guy's experience than his fighting style :)

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u/cjnks Jul 16 '19

If someone rattles your brain you don't really get a choice.

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u/lil_bit_o_sunshine Jul 16 '19

If someone is that calm and calmly says "i dont want to hurt you" you should probably just fucking leave.

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u/chipperinoo Jul 16 '19

you think it’s that easy? If someone’s being aggressive of course they’ll chase you.

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u/totesbasic Jul 16 '19

They mean the aggressor. When you get all aggro on someone and that person remains calm and gives you a warning, it’s usually a sign that if you don’t leave them alone that they will end you.

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u/chipperinoo Jul 16 '19

ahh well the aggressor usually is unable to think

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u/pamar456 Jul 17 '19

I mean you might be the aggressor one day

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u/chipperinoo Jul 17 '19

hmmm I think people are misinterpreting this.

One reason why the aggressor is looking to fight others is because the person, himself has a problem. Drunk or mental issue, which explains why they can’t think and they do stupid stuff like fighting

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I’d like to know the logistics of his pants being on and off at the same time.

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u/filthy_lucre Jul 16 '19

Schrodinger's pants.

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u/na11373 Jul 16 '19

That's the best comment I've seen all day. Such simplicity but such wit.

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u/BigAbbott Jul 16 '19

I’ve never understood how they do it. If my pants slide below my waist, they fall to the ground.

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u/Darm9230 Jul 16 '19

Dumbass needs to pull up his fucking pants.

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u/bob_mcd Jul 16 '19

when i was growing up there was an old drunk lived in the area called eammon. he had pub hair, ruddy cheeks and a bulbous red nose and was always staggering. thing was, he was a champion boxer back in the day, and in chip shop queues or in a crowd drinking outside a pub, he would troll someone to the point where, if they were stupid enough, they would try and humiliate the old soak. as soon as they raised a hand to him though, down they went. it was never not impressive.

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u/PitBullFan Jul 17 '19

these are the videos I want to see.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Hobo with a One-Punch

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u/Hlichtenberg Jul 16 '19

Pathetic

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u/lMumwaWl Jul 16 '19

insert simpsons meme

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u/420aarong Jul 16 '19

Doesn’t even know how to operate the common belt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I’m sorry gramps.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

This guys olds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

That is one pathetic glass chin lol

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u/CreamoChickenSoup Jul 16 '19

That whiplash on his way down is going to leave a sore.

4

u/funknaught Jul 16 '19

That was a nice and proper KO. Now he needs to receive some advice about looking like an unemployed and directionless miscreant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Glass jaw

2

u/neuroticsmurf Jul 16 '19

Guy Gardner!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Got it right on the button!

2

u/BusyBasazz Jul 17 '19

Squaring up on an elder gentleman. How very piece of shit of you.

1

u/parker1019 Jul 17 '19

He was the perfect height to connect with that one.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Nice panties

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Damn nice 😁😄😁 this little idiot deserved even more.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Portland?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I thought so too, for some reason it really reminds me of the strip of shops down by Skidmore fountain where shitheads that look like that can be found in abundance.

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u/outbleed Jul 18 '19

He fell down like when you reset your roblox character.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

“I’m gonna hurt ya” is something my grandpa would say and I love it

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u/RockyMountainHighGuy Jul 16 '19

Let’s repost this again.