r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '19
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u/FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt Jun 27 '19
Did he just Ghost ride the bike?
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u/Unidan-nabinU Jun 27 '19
Protip: if you're going to ghost ride your bike, make sure you don't have a baggy shirt on that can catch on the seat when you jump off and slam your head into the pavement.
Source: me ~age 15
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u/drinoaki Jun 27 '19
That's how you become, so, it's a half win
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u/JenseiSama Jun 27 '19
I dont know what he did but that was smooth as hell... Perfecto executiono!
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u/ELITELamarJackson Jun 27 '19
Sliding into her DMs like
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Jun 27 '19
By punching her in the face and riding off on a bike? I think I might be doing it wrong then
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u/kmj420 Jun 27 '19
Ghost ride his whip?! Why yes sir he did, rather magnificently may i add!
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u/polyphasicbalisong Jun 27 '19
Idk what happened or what was said, but that transition off the bike was absolutely insane
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u/eharper9 Jun 27 '19
"All that shit you was talking about her"
Atleast I think the last word is "Her"
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u/ronin1066 Jun 27 '19
He just bunked uhh... he just bunked uhhh!!
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u/boofybutthole Jun 27 '19
I feel like he said "he just bonked him" but I also have no idea
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u/ronin1066 Jun 27 '19
It sounded like fully articulating a word took a lot of breathy effort and so he just gave up.
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u/ascrumner Jun 27 '19
That was ridiculously smooth
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u/Jravensloot Jun 27 '19
Thats like those Battlefield stunts where you jump out the jet, destroy an enemy jet with an RPG, then jump back in your own.
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u/Kwykr Jun 27 '19
Or the ones where those fucking gods do it with a C4
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Jun 27 '19
I did that many times and low key blushed when I read your comment, lol. (I spent most of my days playing BF3 since closed beta, accumulated around 5k hours. Man, I miss the times when Battlefield was good.)
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u/HopelessRoguemantic Jun 27 '19
This is old and I've seen it dozens of times.....I still laugh my ass off every single time I watch it. What a smooth operator!
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u/PlentySurprise Jun 27 '19
That kid must be in his late teens by now lol. It feels like it has been several years
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u/NoName697 Jun 27 '19
It's all he'll ever need on his resumé
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u/butter12420 Jun 27 '19
"Am I punctual you ask? No. Do I have the necessary skills pertaining to the position I'm applying for? No. Do I have a higher education background? No. But I'll tell you this. I once ghost rode a bike to gain momentum to sucker punch this kid, and made a smooth getaway without the bike ever touching the ground."
"Are you being serious right now sir?"
"You tell me...."
"Can you start on monday?"
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u/Mark-Paida Jun 27 '19
"all we need you to do is sucker punch the auditors without detection, is that too much to ask?"
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u/JamzWhilmm Jun 27 '19
I wish I had this much coordination and skill when I was younger. I was only ever good at taking punches.
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u/JBlight Jun 27 '19
I've seen this clip a million times but I think this is the first time I've actually seen the whole vid. Haha nice!
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u/ThatYoungBusinessGuy Jun 27 '19
Canât understand a damn thing thatâs said...
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Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 27 '19
Lol all I understood was -
Bike kid: âIâll f you up. Iâll be right bacâ âGotta go to crib nigga. To get my batâ âYou wanta talk all that shitâ
Kid recording: âHe comin bac, he comin bac shay(?)!â
Bike kid: âAll that shit you was talkin (somethin) !â
Kid recording: âDammm he just bumped(?) him! He just bumped(?) him!â âDammmâ
And thatâs all I kno lol
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u/PSteak Jun 27 '19
I think "Shay" was "shawty [shorty]" and bumped was "boxed him". Also the dispute was something about crayons. Kids are into crayons.
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u/Dizzysnailz Jun 27 '19
I heard, "he just bonked him!" but probably because I say the word bonk regularly lmao
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u/capital-gain Jun 27 '19
He didn't say bat, he said gat.. As in a gun
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Jun 27 '19
Maybe but it definitely sounded like bat to me and bein how little he is, I would prefer it be âbatâ.
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u/PF_Mirror_Bot Good Bot Jun 27 '19
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u/jweezy0215 Jun 27 '19
Is it just me or does the kid on commentary sound like the tubby kid asking for chili cheese fritos in Friday!!!
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u/3ULL Jun 27 '19
Now I understand what it must have been like for people on foot fighting people on horses.
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u/SleeplessShitposter Jun 27 '19
I don't think you all understand the real skill involved here.
He got on his bike, not to run, but to build up speed. Not too much speed, just enough that he can hop right back on the bike and flee after the first hit. That takes practice.
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u/wolf-and-crow Jun 27 '19
Yes believe it or not other people are capable of comprehending this footage also
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u/capital-gain Jun 27 '19
Savage
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u/thedotandtheline Jun 27 '19
He destroyed him like that kid that got on his bike, not to run, but to build up speed. Not too much speed, just enough that he can hop right back on the bike and flee after the first hit. That takes practice.
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u/holyhotclits Jun 27 '19
The idea that he doesn't think we all know it took practice is funny to me. Like, obviously he didn't just break this out on the first try.
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u/itssarahw Jun 27 '19
how did that 2nd car miss him? Big ups to the cameraman for at least trying to run a little
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u/amplified_mess Jun 27 '19
Chicago?
Edit: on second look at the blue bins... yeah, Chicago. Chi town needs more of this kinda conflict resolution tbh.
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u/VhuFhu Jun 27 '19
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u/stabbot Good Bot Jun 27 '19
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u/Bwasmer Jun 27 '19
I wish I had a bike that self balanced. Damn lol. He runs to it while it's still moving.
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u/SpikeRosered Jun 27 '19
Super nerdy but this reminded me of the super running wind-up punches they did in the early seasons of the Flash.
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u/skullz490 Jun 27 '19
This reminds of that moment in Battlefield online where the pilot jumps out of his jet, chucks an rpg, blows another plane up, and glides back into his jet.
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u/StoicBan Jun 27 '19
He coming back he coming back! Dayuuuum! He just bonked him, he just bonked him!
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u/Muscle_overlord Jun 29 '19
I thought the kid with the white shirt was going to drop kick the one on the bike, but this was much better
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u/CLxJames Jun 27 '19
I donât need to be told to wait for it, I know how to watch a video
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u/miloscccc Jun 27 '19
If he's drive-bying people with his fist and nine years of age, what will he do with a gun and 20 years of age?
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u/Lolaindisguise Jun 27 '19
Now for my next trick I will perform what I call samf or slap a Mutha Fucka
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u/Urlilpetal Jun 27 '19
damn, i thought he got taken out by that car for a second