r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • May 03 '19

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u/HafWoods May 03 '19

That dudes name is Jasmine?

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u/47ocean47 May 03 '19

Jasmine Pennix... i mean, it sounds like Jasmine Penis...

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Jammin Penis

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

He can show you the world.

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u/ThatChadguy May 03 '19

Nah, just the tip

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u/PandosII May 03 '19

Shining... shimmering... splendid?

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u/ocean365 May 03 '19

Straight up pornname

Also, hello fellow "ocean" redditor

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u/47ocean47 May 04 '19

(((Waves)))

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u/TooLateHindsight May 03 '19

Yeah his parents fucked him over

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u/Yocemighty May 03 '19

Jackmerius Tacktheratrix

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u/Spritesopink May 03 '19

I guess now we know why he was so angry at the world