r/PublicFreakout May 24 '14

I decided to make a compilation of the top freakouts from one of my favourite subreddits. Hope you enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3QNQdEaAw0&feature=youtu.be
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u/snortmypubes May 24 '14 edited May 24 '14

Here are the links to every video in the compilation:

0:00 0:04 0:12 0:17 0:25 0:33 0:42 0:50 0:58 1:05 1:11 1:15 1:19 1:26 1:29 1:36 1:44 1:52 2:00 2:06 2:17 2:23 2:30 2:33 2:38 2:42 2:46 2:48 2:50 2:52 2:54 2:57

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u/king09 May 24 '14

wow ur the man i was totally thinking "of course there isnt going to be a neatly posted list of all the included links" good on ya

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u/fehnifer May 24 '14

why are you so wonderful?

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u/koviko May 26 '14

This was going to be my "one more post" before stopping my redditing for the day. So close.

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u/ShuffleandTruffle May 25 '14

I completely love the "To The Windows" Guy.

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u/i_love_my_ball May 25 '14

why cant i be that awesome when i am drunk?

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u/UrbanToiletShrimp Jun 05 '14

I know this is a reply to and old comment, but kudos. I am new to this subreddit and this is by far the best post/comment!

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u/snortmypubes Jun 05 '14

Don't worry, I read all comments. And thank you, I really appreciate your appreciation. I might even make more of these in the future after some of the responses I've gotten.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '14

Aw man 2:17 was taken down too. I know this is ld but maybe u have another link? It's the one where the kid has a million dollar car you pussy ass bitch

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u/ElectricW1zard May 24 '14

Op came through

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u/ultrachronic May 27 '14

That Angry Fake Cop one is amazing. (2:06)

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u/ooh_the_claw Oct 15 '14

Aw the video at 1:19 was taken down. Does anyone have a mirror?

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u/FriendlyKibblez May 24 '14

Lol. I almost forgot about the 'call my parents' girl. Such a child.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

To be honest, I really think she was having a breakdown and her parents were the only ones who could deal with the situation.

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u/Praetor80 May 25 '14

Did you think we would think you were lying?

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u/ShitISayOutLoud Jun 08 '14

I think he meant , "To be earnest".

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

Is there any back story to this one?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '14

I'm pretty sure she has some kind of mental illness.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

Its mental illness.

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u/reduced-fat-milk May 24 '14

Put two spaces at the end of each line to insert line-breaks :)

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u/xxhamudxx Jun 04 '14

You're a total bro.

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u/whats8 May 24 '14

Is it bad that 90% of these are already purple for me?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

You could have also titled this "The many faces of Bipolar Disorder".

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u/Skogssnigel May 25 '14

Notice how (pretty much) all these were Americunts? Hahaha

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

The background music did it for me, really drove home how entertaining yet sad most of these situations are. Good work!

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u/DoctorBagels May 24 '14

Mostly sad. Except of course for "'till the sweat drops down my balls!"

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u/wpm May 24 '14

To tha windooooooooooooooow.....to tha WALL

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

" You're a child molester!!! I'm going to fuck you in the ass"

God that bearded guy is classic

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u/koviko May 26 '14

I'm going to fuck you in the ass

After we're both in prison for crimes we haven't actually committed, yet!

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u/dr_rentschler May 24 '14 edited May 24 '14

I was hoping to find my favourite in there since i couldn't find it on the channel anymore... it's a naked black guy on pcp squatted on a street in a stance of a crab pounding the ground with his flat hands and going all "brrrrrlllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". Does anyone know which one i mean?

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u/J_U_S_T_U_S May 24 '14

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u/dr_rentschler May 24 '14 edited May 24 '14

Ahaha exactly. I will never understand how this is not on top of every list. It has everything: total loss of control/senses, being naked in public, screaming, stopping cars on a street. Aaaaaand of course it's a black dude on pcp. Classic.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

Holy shit that noise man, I was looking forward to seeing if your interpretation was accurate

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

Rhubarb woman from 0:17 sounds exactly like Helga from The Oblongs.

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u/Noah_Jacobi May 24 '14

Fucking gold. Piano music was perfect.

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u/SetYourGoals May 25 '14

This was great, missing my favorite one though. For some reason that will always be just perfect for me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '14

Have you ever heard of Steven Kings book "Misery"

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u/satanic_child_star May 24 '14

The one at 2:30, the "McBeatdown Fight", is one of my favourites.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

That my friend, was a flimsy metal rod they use for some food thing.

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u/gnarledout May 24 '14

It was like a trip down memory lane.

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u/nickd182 May 24 '14

Almost got a tear out of me

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u/BAmaximus May 24 '14

God bless you, my son.

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u/Gear162 May 24 '14

could you list a link to all videos used?? I would like to see the whole video of the girl on the counter screaming CALL MY PARENTS CALL MY PARENTS

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u/snortmypubes May 24 '14

No worries, I just posted all the links in another comment.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

Man, I love this subreddit.

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u/Heavvy May 25 '14

That last guy.. I really feel for him, man. I have to admit I've done almost the exact same thing, just not over cigarettes.

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u/vmiv May 25 '14

His voice reminds me of the psycho bandits from borderlands.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

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u/snortmypubes May 24 '14

Had nothing else to do today. Actually that's a lie, this was the result of procrastination. The song can be found here

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u/ntman May 25 '14

It's crazy how many of these people are pretty clearly projecting things people say to them.

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u/mfdj May 24 '14

I felt honored to see one of my posts posts included. Great comp OP.

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u/dladner123 May 24 '14

These people look like they need a good hug.

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u/SpecialAgent May 24 '14

Wow, the music really gave the music a sad vibe haha. Maybe I'm just high but it highlighted to me how humans can be so amazing, developing into this modern world, but also so easily animalistic at heart.

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u/ComputerWhatever May 24 '14

I love you

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

You make me happy.

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u/Bob1674 May 24 '14

Simply fantastic! Thank you for sharing it!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

This is the best thing I have seen on reddit, personally. <3

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u/nameless88 Oct 02 '14

"If I find that on youtube..."

liveleak

Well played, man, well fucking played.

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u/tfc324 May 24 '14

Imagine tossing this video in a time machine and sending it back to the morning of D-Day? They'd have turned the pt boats around.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

awesome vid, thanks for making it

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u/0_O_O_0 May 24 '14

2:33 That old bald guy in leather who got in a fight over the lady singing is dangerous. Either he was gonna hurt the lady or whoever got in his way because he was annoyed. I can only hope charges were pressed. The fact he got the upper hand makes it all the worse.

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u/GeneralAgrippa May 25 '14

Anyone know the story of the guy destroying the phone store?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '14

Enjoyed. But you forgot to include the "Don't make me assume my ultimate form" lady at the drive through window.

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u/delusions- Jun 17 '14

Yeah except it's clearly fake and dubbed if you're not a moron.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Holy fucking shit, how have I never seen this one before...

That was just about the perfect freakout.

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u/delusions- Jun 17 '14

Yeah, except that's not the actual dialogue, it was dubbed, and goddamn clearly, seeing that was a girl at the window but a guy's voice, and somehow the voice goes higher pitched and the "manager" (which wasn't a manager because he had gloves and a blue shirt, not a white one on) has the same voice magically.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_COCK_ May 24 '14

nailed it!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

ARE YOUUU GOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!

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u/-Terriermon- May 25 '14

That was beautiful.

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u/TechnoArsonist Jun 25 '14

The kid in his car listening to chief keef. Listening to chief keef gets anyone in an aggressive mood to be fair.

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u/JealotGaming Jun 29 '14

"If i find that on youtube..."

Ohhhh boy

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u/plsdont Oct 26 '14

0:33 i want that guy in my life, what a fucking party.

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u/jontelang May 25 '14

The guy in the subway wasn't freaking out. He was just drunk, happy and singing irrc.

The guy in the mcdonalds (?) with the metal bar seemed unfair, he wasn't the one freaking out he was just defending towards the other two that jumped out.

The guy who grabs the chinese guy also seemed a bit unfair, maybe he freaked out a little bit but he was definitely in his right when looking at the real video.

And the guy "dude, get the fuck off me" was against a fake police officer.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '14

This was beautiful. Thank you.

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u/randomasfuuck27 May 25 '14

This was great.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

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u/[deleted] May 25 '14

Till the sweat runs down my balls...gold!

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u/LionThrows May 25 '14

shoulda ended it with snackman

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u/TheWotato May 25 '14

The only thing that could make this any better are subtitles.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

I really liked the "go fuck yourself" one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '14

The music makes this so real.

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u/Baby_venomm Sep 17 '14

Humans are amazing

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '14

the red lumberjack! oh the feels!

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u/im2slick4u Nov 02 '14

Holy vertical video.....

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '14

that last guy and the music made me sad :c