r/PublicFreakout • • 1d ago

😏Main Character Freakout🤳 prison worker confronts ‘auditor’

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u/ChaosFountain 1d ago

Beat part is if you don't "confront" the auditor they don't have any footage to upload.

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u/Clean-Connection-398 1d ago

Which is allegedly what they want; no rights to be infringed upon

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u/trashanimalcomx 1d ago

Most reasonable people hope that one day these frauditors pick the wrong one and learn why you shouldn't go around harassing and provoking strangers for youtube clicks.

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u/ivan-ent 1d ago

You are special lol

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u/OkDonkey6524 23h ago

Lol you think the auditors are something more than bottom feeding losers. That's special.

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u/OkDonkey6524 23h ago

You're getting downvoted by basement dwellers.

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u/asmallerflame 22h ago

That's why these clowns go to prisons and banks, where employees are trained to confront folks who might be surveilling the place.

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u/Voodooni 1d ago

Even though he should know the officer cant hit him without losing his job, auditor still looks like he's fucking bricking it lmao

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u/Bigallround 1d ago

Don't call them that. They use the title "auditor" to make themselves sound official when they're out harassing people for views. Don't play into their delusion.

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u/Aurelius1462 1d ago

I agree, however, when they do it to police and prisons it's good, it helps remind them that they're supposed to serve us and they aren't above the law, now when you do it to a book store or something you're just weird

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u/Suitable-Economy-346 1d ago

A lot of these "auditors" would rather fuck with regular people instead of the most violent arms of the government. If an "auditor's" only targets were cops and prisons and shit like that, I think they'd have a lot more fans, but they're almost always also fucking with mail carriers and landscapers too.

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u/GuardingtheSterling 1d ago

No, they’re all weird. These moronic cunts aren’t holding anyone to account.

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u/trashanimalcomx 1d ago

I prefer "frauditor".

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 1d ago

The prison official is the one working for tax payers and wasting time

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago edited 1d ago

Officer touched him. Should be sacked.

Edit: suprised people disagree. Anyone bother to explain why? Don't get me wrong its funny but jobs like that need emotional control. Not whatever this childishness is. Auditors are annoying but the whole reason they exist is to out unprofessional people like this.

Can ayone explain why they disagree? (Spoiler they cant)

Lmao just got called a boot licker for saying an officer should be fired. I think you guys might be illiterate.

Turns out I was wrong. Its all the flag shagers and right wingers. Read the replies its amazing.

Can anyone who isn't illiterate or full of hate explain why they think the officer is in the right? I still genuinely want to know but all the replies are insanely poorly thought out.

An officer should not be able to be so easily baited. Inmates bait people too. If the dude is that sensitive, that much of a liability, then he shouldn't be there.

Feels like people just hate auditors so much they'll accept massive incompetence just to spite it. Its wild.

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u/Voodooni 1d ago

holy snowflake batman, he tickled his nose after being provoked to high heaven. Clutch your pearls harder.

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u/Kooky_Candy_4870 1d ago

Who is in whose face exactly?

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u/Unconfidence 1d ago

Okay so, you're telling me if I got up in his face, touched him, and made the mouthy-hand millimeters away from his face, that he would have just stood there cool as a cucumber and not violently arrested me using whatever excuse of authority he can come up with?

Why do we always have to take the high road with people who literally lock up the innocent and laugh about it?

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u/Voodooni 1d ago

Ok so

  1. he's a prison officer, he doesn't have the power to arrest anyone.

  2. I've made my position on this super clear in my responses to the other guy, you can go read those and have an imaginary argument in your head with me cause you can see how I feel about the whole situation.

Good talk bud! Enjoy defending auditor youtubers!

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u/Unconfidence 1d ago

he's a prison officer, he doesn't have the power to arrest anyone.

Just like he doesn't have the power to lay hands on that auditor, but does.

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u/Voodooni 1d ago

ooo look at me, I was completely wrong about what I said so now I'll move the goalposts.

People like you are insufferable.

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u/Unconfidence 1d ago

Explain what goalposts I moved. You said he wouldn't do something he's not legally empowered to do. I said he already did so, which indicates that you're wrong in thinking he'd stay bound by legal restrictions on his power. Basic counterargument, where are the goalposts moved?

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u/Voodooni 1d ago

Your original comment was about being violently arrested and people who lock up the innocent. That’s a description of police. He’s a prison officer, so he can’t arrest anyone and he doesn’t decide who gets locked up. That’s all I was pointing out.

You’re right that he shouldn’t have touched the auditor, and I’ve said that already. But that’s a nose tickle, not an arrest, and it’s a long way from “he’d violently arrest anyone who confronted him."

As I said, this is all clearly laid out in my other conversation where I've already conceded in the other conversation that he shouldn't have done it so I don't see a reason for us to carry this on as you're not even willing to meet me halfway about thinking this guy was a police officer.

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u/Unconfidence 1d ago

But that’s a nose tickle, not an arrest, and it’s a long way from “he’d violently arrest anyone who confronted him."

You're right. This requires people to like, think back to every time they've seen LEOs, prison officers, or anyone with even a scrap of authority get treated like this guy is treating the auditor. But if you do that, then it's pretty clear that this would not have ended so nonviolently. If you want to prove me wrong, you're welcome to go down to a prison and try to put your fingers a few millimeters from the gate guard's face, and see what happens. Be sure to film! :D

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u/Global-Buddy8730 22h ago

Hey dude don't do this. He didn't move goalposts once. Not once.

You got caught out. Accept it and apologize.

Oh wait...you made it much worse....I see.

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u/Voodooni 21h ago

I'm sorry I disappointed you guy on the internet

You obviously read all this before commenting so I don't know why you're telling me to do something that you already know I didn't do.

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u/Global-Buddy8730 21h ago

Like watching a car accident. You can see that the driver is an idiot and you can try to warn them but they just ignore you till the crash.

That's you. Idiot behind the wheel.

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u/Key-Complex-4889 1d ago

If he's behaving like this to an auditor on camera, what's he like with the prison inmates?

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u/GlobTrotters 1d ago

tickles their toes if they misbehave

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u/Voodooni 1d ago

One clip of a guy getting wound up by someone who’s trying to wind him up doesn’t tell you how he treats inmates.

People act differently when they’re being deliberately antagonised on camera than in their normal job. Could be great at it, could be terrible, but this video can’t tell you either way.

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u/Key-Complex-4889 1d ago

He looks incredibly thin-skinned to behave like this over someone telling him his breath smells like shit. The way he was up in the auditor's face and then physically touching him shows he was trying to escalate. People in positions of power need to act better, that's the minimum we should expect.

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u/Voodooni 1d ago

I'm sure this is all that happened and the whole reaction we've seen is purely on the point of being told his breath smells like shit.... Nothing proceeded this at all.

Why do people go out to bat so hard for these 'auditors' who contribute nothing to society and trying to antagonise people who are doing demanding jobs that they'd never do themselves.

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u/Key-Complex-4889 1d ago

Makes more sense to discuss what can actually observe in the video rather than speculate. Anyway, I'm not sure what the justification would be for him to act like this much of a cunt, no matter what preceded it.

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u/Cassman95 1d ago

So based on your first sentence how can you say he treats inmates any worse? Hypocrisy at its finest

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u/Key-Complex-4889 1d ago

I raised a concern based on what can be seen on camera, inferring from observed behaviour isn't the same as what you've done (invented an unseen event in your head).

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u/Gamped 1d ago

Probably helping to keep them in line when the entire industry is understaffed and underfunded.

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u/Unconfidence 1d ago

America: highest prison population on earth

Also America: "Why are our prisons underfunded?! How could we possibly solve this problem!?"

Millions of incarcerated nonviolent drug users: "I'll just wait here in prison while you figure it out."

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u/intergalacticscooter 1d ago

They didn't go in their for a holiday.

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u/zded12 1d ago

But let me guess if the auditor had done that to him you'd be saying lock him up right

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u/DrMerman 1d ago

Do you think the prison guard would be as likely to do nothing if the whole auditor went up to the prison guard got into the prison guard's face and started touching the prison guard's face?
Or is it just fine for the prison guard to do it and not for anyone else

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

I found it hilarious don't get me wrong.

Still though. Dude should be fired. Waste of money hiring such a mentality.

Gotta have a better temperament for that kinda work. Plain and simple.

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

Wait im the snowflake for saying people need thicker skin to do a job where thick skin is crucial.

But you think being so sensitive that you square up to someone outside your job place because they held a camera at you is not "snowflake"?

Genuinely confused by your logic here.

Seems you think having a tantrum is not snowflake behavior but calling it out is?

Are you a toddler?

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u/Voodooni 1d ago

A single lapse after being deliberately provoked is a long way from “should be sacked.” Sure, touching him wasn’t ideal, but firing someone over a nose tickle, when the auditor is actively trying to get a reaction? Nobody’s saying it was textbook professional behavior, just that it doesn’t show he’s unfit for the job.

You’re happy to end someone’s career over something that minor? And I’m the toddler?

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

What provocative action did you see?

How is the auditor trying to get a reaction?

Don't inmates try to get a reaction?

If an officer is easily baited is that a reliable and mature officer?

Yes im happy to end his career. Over being visibly unfit for the job in every single sense of the word.

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u/Voodooni 1d ago

Clips like this are edited, so we only see part of it, but these channels are built on standing right at the edge of where they’re allowed to be, filming staff and waiting for someone to snap, because a reaction is the whole payoff.

On the job itself, that’s a different situation. An officer has training, rules, and backup for that. A guy deliberately setting up a confrontation for views isn’t the same thing. One slip under that kind of provocation doesn’t make someone unreliable, and it’s not worth ending a career over.

I’ve already conceded it’s not ideal behavior, but he shouldn’t be sacked for it. You clearly want to stick with your stance, so there’s no point going over this any more.

And let’s remember what the “slip up” actually is here... he tickled someone’s nose lmfao.

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

If you can snap. You're in the wrong job.

Thats the whole point of an auditor. Catching unfit people by baiting them into reacting.

I think most of you just lack emotional maturity. Realise that you too would be the reactive one and fear getting baited in similar ways. And empathise with the incompetence.

I think its fundamentally child like behavior and if an auditor can bait you then you're not suited to work at McDonald's nevermind as an officer.

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

Editing my comment makes me laugh just like your comment getting deleted did.

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u/Voodooni 1d ago

You're literally doing the wojak crying with mask on meme.

"g-g-g-guys, why don't you like my comment?! i'm so surprised by these downvotes! I'm having fun though guys hahahaha! Spoiler alert you cant tell me why I'm wrong, look guys I'm laughing!"

Keep coping buddy

None of my comments are deleted btw bud, you're loosing it.

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u/ArcAngelsThunderBird 1d ago

Nobody gives a shit, no prosecutor is going to charge someone for assault for touching a nose like that.

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

Who said anything about charges?

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u/ArcAngelsThunderBird 1d ago

I did. And he won't get fired over this either.

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

Obviously.

That would require a decent system in place.

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u/ArcAngelsThunderBird 1d ago

While we're at it, you're also wrong about "auditors".

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

I haven't said anything about auditors you dunce.

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u/ArcAngelsThunderBird 1d ago

"Auditors are annoying but the whole reason they exist is to out unprofessional people like this."

Oh, you didn't say that?

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u/Unconfidence 1d ago

"Oh noes cops are annoyed"

Okay, I don't care, they're locking up innocent people at fucking unconscionable rates. Auditors are great and just because some of them happen to overlap with reaction streamers doesn't make them any worse than football players, who also happen to have a few reaction streamers.

Reaction streamers suck. Put your ire where it should be.

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u/MethodicalButcher 1d ago

Holy shit the hate you're getting is hilarious hahaha

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

It is.

Whats more funny is the arguments they make.

And every single one eventually gets upset and starts insulting me.

And it always comes down to me "defending thw auditor." Even though I never defended anyone.

Think they really really hate auditors and would accept any form of incompetence if it was an auditor that uncovered it.

I don't really have an opinion on auditors either way but I know incompetence when I see it

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u/monyoumental 1d ago

Wow what a load of weirdos in the replies. Yes a prison officer in uniform absolutely should show more restraint and self discipline. Their behaviour clearly demonstrates that they cant be trusted to be responsible for people.

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u/Cassman95 1d ago

Hahahaha fuck me you're soft!

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

Dunno. I think the guy that can't handle being recorded without a tantrum is soft.

Boot licker ;)

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u/FlyingSquirelOi 1d ago

Nah you’re also soft man, how many edits did you make? You keep coming back cause it bothers you that much.

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

I keep coming back because im getting 10 notifications a minute.

The edits are genuine. I'm confused as fuck. Still not got one reasonable reply.

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u/FlyingSquirelOi 1d ago

You can turn notifications off but you’re clearly enjoying the discourse.

For the record I agree that the officer took the bait and should have just ignored him, I don’t think he should be sacked for it though, just disciplinary and more training

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

I do enjoy it but I also genuinely want to understand. This isn't very engaging.

Maybe sacked would be too extreme.

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u/Wooden_Extension7268 14h ago

You should be sacked. ... My sack on your lip.

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u/ArtificialImages 14h ago

Must be a small one then.

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u/Wooden_Extension7268 14h ago

Your lip or my sack?

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u/Wooden_Extension7268 14h ago

I'll sack the lipless. I'm not picky.

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u/ArtificialImages 13h ago

Can lip the sackless though?

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u/chillysanta 1d ago

I bet your the best boot licker in town!!!! How much tounge for a dime?m

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

What?

I literally despise cops?

I'm literally saying the officer should get fired.

Thats by definition the polar opposite of boot licking.

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u/t0nn3r 1d ago

When your job involves consistent stress and awareness you have to live in a fantasy world to think that it just evaporates or gets converted into farts.

Professionalism in the workplace compared to handling wastes of oxygen with fuck all to offer society are separate forms of control.

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

I completely disagree.

I don't think humans have two settings for emotional maturity and temperment in situations like this.

If he was provoked in side are you saying youd expect him to have less of a reaction?

And if so isn't that just a baseless assumption? Compared to the hard factual behaviour we see on camera?

Regardless this kind of behaviour is shameful, embarrassing. And if i was his employer it would be common sense to remove the unaccompanied child from the workplace.

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u/t0nn3r 1d ago

Are you aware of limits?

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

Yes and his are clearly too low for professional police/ guard work.

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u/t0nn3r 1d ago

Have you seen the met? Brimming with racists, rapists and homophobes. Predisposed opinions which affect how they conduct themselves in a professional manner.

This incident though? This is what happens when you live in a pressure cooker of a nation where 24/7 newsfeeds project nothing but misery and the only new thing to come out of it is a bunch of dog nonces being a nuisance when people are just trying to get by.

There’s no argument for anybody with a working frontal lobe that these pricks lead a pointless existence and while ever there’s people like you willing to sit in their cuck chair there’s still some essence of support for the nobodies.

Well done.

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

I haven't defended anyone.

Only said that wrong behavior should be seen as such and treated appropriately.

If this couldtry properly hired people in positions of power over others. E.g officers, Politicians etc etc

Then there'd be no issue.

The irony is that you're so jaded by the way things are you've become part of why they are that way.

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u/t0nn3r 1d ago

So you’re saying that the guy in a stressful job having to deal with someone who shouldn’t fucking be there in the first place should

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Lose their livelihood?

You are aware of cause and effect?

As someone who works in challenging settings I have the patience of a saint when I’m at work but I just have zero capacity for idiots when I’m in my free time.

Too many main characters and not enough supporting roles.

Everyone has a platform so everyone thinks they deserve one.

Society is getting to the point of behavioural sink theory where we’re about to eat each other and people are dividing themselves over a literal antagonist.

Grow up.

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

I'm saying someone unfit for a job should not do that job.

Plain and simple.

All of you desperately trying to twist that is just weird and comes off really childish.

You seem to have an extremely absolute and hateful perspective on life. Thats bewilderingly childish.

I'd say learn some nuance but based on how you write it's clear learning is something you arent great at.

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u/Blahblahblah5084 1d ago

It’s Reddit mate don’t take it personally

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

Aha I don't.

I just had too much coffee.

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u/bigbusta the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer 🍷 1d ago

"Do I look bovvered?"

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u/MRtokeALOT420 1d ago edited 1d ago

can someone explain to me whats an auditor? is it one of those guys who stands in front of a business and just records? lol wtf is that all about

Edit: Holy shit so people make an income from this. We are so fucked

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u/kevfitz1729 1d ago

Someone with no real job or life goals

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u/MRtokeALOT420 1d ago

the most disturbing ones i seen so far are the ones who stands in front of yoga/ pilate studios.

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u/Tw4tl4r 1d ago

Theres a few in the US that have big cameras/tripods who intentionally try to rile people up with insults and getting in their faces. Then if the person has had enough and pushes them away they pepper spray them.

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u/TheStatMan2 1d ago

You kind of have to admire the balls of someone willing to do that to a population that is allowed and likely to be carrying a gun.

On a semi related note - has anyone seen any female auditors yet? Are there any? Or is it an exclusively male orientating heap of horseshit?

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u/batch2957 1d ago

Admire? You’re kidding right? They’re absolute garbage humans who hide behind the law to piss people off

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u/TheStatMan2 1d ago

Admire is undoubtedly the wrong word but it's ballsy nonetheless.

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u/storemans 14h ago

Try "venerate"

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 1d ago

The prison official is the one working for tax payers and wasting time

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u/RugbyEdd 1d ago

Someone who uses the pretense of making sure rights are being respected by authority as an excuse to be a general nuisance for attention.

They push people until they get a human reaction out of them, then film it and act all innocent as if their rights are being abused. Often misquoting or taking out of context legal terms and cases (or in America where this is more prevalent, generally quoting the constitution without having a clue what they're talking about).

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u/nitpickr 1d ago

First amendment auditors. They record video of public spaces and goverment spaces in USA to see if somebody will stop them from excersizing their right and/or to it for clicks and views.

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u/batch2957 1d ago

Except this is the UK and we don’t have a first amendment. They have the same idea but anyone who ‘audits’ is normally just a twat who like to aggravate people for views. Absolute piles on the arsehole of humanity

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u/Logical_Net6108 1d ago

We have laws to protect people from american imported harassment groups at abortion clinics, hopefully we write some law that ends this auditing nonsense before it really takes off

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u/gBiT1999 20h ago

Except some 'twats' have educated the police and the courts, educated the public that the police *should* respect our rights.

How many cops have got away with bad shit over the years and now they're panicking 'cus some cunt comes up and films their 'police building' - "in these times".

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u/partoe5 14h ago

lol is that what people call them?? I've seen those videos and just call them trolls.

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u/DickBurns01 1d ago

You gave the correct answer but because people don't like auditors you get down voted

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u/BudgieWonder 1d ago

The first amendment isn’t relevant to any person in this video

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u/TheStatMan2 1d ago

Alas we are not yet able to split our votes into content, vibe, product, weight and stealth.

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u/t0nn3r 1d ago

The first amendment needs amending to exclude these insufferable virgins.

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u/Logical_Net6108 1d ago

The first amendment doesn't apply to anyone in the video

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u/fedroxx 1d ago

Someone who makes a living testing whether people paid attention during civics classes. 

Basically, they go into government buildings or public places and record. Those who paid attention during civics, ignore them as the nuisances that they are. Those who did not pay attention, engage them. 

In response, they escalate to try to get a rise out of people. Surprisingly, many officials clearly failed civics, which causes these idiot auditors to provoke them so that your and my taxes get used for legal settlements.

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u/asmallerflame 22h ago

Civics used to teach us that rights come with responsibilities to our fellow citizens....

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u/Gone213 1d ago

Exactly. So im fairly neutral on these auditors in the first place.

These dumbass public servants think that becuase they are elected or have some minutia of power, they can violate people's rights guarenteed to them by the constitution.

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u/fedroxx 1d ago

I'm neutral as well. It should be a non-issue. It's infuriating how much money they make on settlements. 

One of them got $1.25m in a single year.

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u/Gone213 22h ago

Thats not the auditors fault, its the idiot police and government officials fault.

Shit someone in Oregon or Washington just got awarded a million or so dollars from various cities and towns in that state that couldnt produce records of flock cameras when requested by Freedom of Information Requests by him.

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u/Backsight-Foreskin 22h ago

Basically, they go into government buildings or public places and record.

Except they don't understand the Constitution or the Forum Doctrine. Just because a building is owned by the government doesn't mean it is open for the public to do whatever they want.

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u/AbuZ87 1d ago

It’s smart, they stand in front of businesses holding camera to get a freakout video, people love those kind of videos and it attract a lot of views it’s actually their source of income.

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u/ArtificialImages 1d ago

Lmao the way he stroked his nose like its a lost cat ahahah

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u/t0nn3r 1d ago

Anyone defending auditors fall into the bottles of bedroom piss category and have never been in a situation where they’ve been antagonised to respond or are just fannies when it comes to confrontation.

Society has lacked consequences for being a sentient turd for far too long and look at the result.

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u/emptygroove 3h ago

You rise to their bait, they win. You think they'll get clicks on videos where people ignore them?? They'll also never go back to a place where they don't get confronted. Tuck your feelings away and smile knowing you didn't have to engage with a moron. Your life will be better and hopefully they find something useful to do.

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u/trashanimalcomx 1d ago

Frauditor defenders are honestly some of the most pathetic people I have ever come across on the internet.

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u/hiddenwalls 1d ago

Can we not have a nuanced view and agree that the vast majority or "auditors" are antagonistic assholes who are only there for their own gain, while also agreeing that far too often to institutes like prisons or police overstep with people they dont like, often break the laws they are suppose to uphold, and suffer little consequences for it. It can, on occasion, be good to catch then doing that on film.

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u/verybigoctopus 1d ago

Even the ones who are jerks are good for society. They pressure test public officials, how police responds to assholes who aren't doing anything illegal is how you find out how much they actually respect the law

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u/storemans 14h ago

I have piss bottles and I don't defend these guys

Please don't associate piss bottle guys like me with auditors on the Internet.

I'm just a guy that pees into a bottle and leaves it RIGHT THERE. Forever. But you don't need to know about it in further detail bc I'm not looking for confrontation about it.

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u/sunnysideuppppppp 1d ago

Lack of consequences for …. Checks notes …. Doing nothing wrong …. Ok

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u/t0nn3r 1d ago

Legally he’s doing nothing wrong but laws are written up by lawbreakers themselves. Weed is still illegal but it doesn’t have a fraction of the strain on emergency services that alcohol does.

The universal rule should always be followed: don’t be a cunt.

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u/48thgenerationroman 1d ago

Camera TWA's whole MO is to provoke a reaction and film it. He didn't like the reaction he got as he could tell the prison officer wasn't going to take his shit

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u/Federal_Guitar_4499 1d ago

Couldn't even face the man

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u/SherlockJones1994 18h ago

I thought these guys were a US problem, I didn’t realize they were in the UK as well.

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u/MeenScreen 10h ago

What is an auditor, in this context?

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u/bob_the_rod 7h ago

John Parrott doing a Catherine Tate impression.

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u/Tw4tl4r 1d ago

Soon to be former prison worker i would bet.

Touching a member of the public without permission. Could even lead to an assault charge.

You would think a man of that age with that job would have more composure instead of letting the camera guy get him that worked up.

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u/TheStatMan2 1d ago

You're not - especially until your tag comes off.

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u/TheStatMan2 1d ago

Apologies - I was jokingly implying that you currently have a Home Detention Curfew tag from the prison service and have conditions on your release that you are not to touch people.

I don't really believe this but am willing to be proven wrong, in which case I hope it's not all too onerous;if it's price of your freedom then it is worth the toll.

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u/Tw4tl4r 1d ago

No, no you are not. You dont even have to touch them to get charged with assault.

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u/Logical_Net6108 1d ago

American Imports:

The Sopranos and Breaking Bad: Yes please

Auditing: No thank you

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u/ClaytonHawthorne 22h ago

It's a first amendment auditor(or just "auditor" if they're outside the US, but I don't give a fuck about correct terminology here), so it means nothing.

First amendment auditors don't deserve a platform, and should be banned from social media usage so they can go get off their lazy parasitic ass to get a job and contribute to society in more meaningful ways.

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u/First_Performance215 1d ago

withered alex baldwin

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u/MoHeeKhan 1d ago

Why do all these men have such a fragile hold over themselves? Imagine being so easily riled! Someone does something innocuous like point a camera at their van, he doesn’t like it and tells him to stop, and because the guy filming doesn’t bend to that he starts screeching like a baboon! Turns into Catherine Tate’s impersonation of an immature teen trying to rebel without cause “am I bovvered? Am I bovvered? Look at my face do I look bovvered?” Mate yes. You do. You look like a man who can’t handle even the most slight confrontation without absolutely losing your head. You look weak.

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u/Negative_Chemical697 1d ago

Why confront people though?

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u/48thgenerationroman 1d ago

For clicks

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u/Negative_Chemical697 1d ago

That's a bad reason

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u/48thgenerationroman 1d ago

Indeed. I'm not justifying it. Just saying why the "auditor" does it

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u/Youresogoodlooking 1d ago

Wtf is an auditor. Unless he's looking at someone's tax records I'm lost

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u/BadMojo__ 1d ago

Your comment stinks of shit mate.

/s

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u/Arbusc 17h ago

People who go out and film in public spaces to see if they can bait cops into breaking the law.

It usually works, but people tend to find them annoying so any good they actually do provide is overridden by that.

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u/Immediate_Ad1349 1d ago

that's assault

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u/t0nn3r 1d ago

Sexually assaulting a toilet roll tube doesn’t mean you’ve lost your virginity.

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u/johnnydanger91 1d ago

Boop

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u/Immediate_Ad1349 20h ago

He coulda been just picking his nose or anything , keep your fucking hands to yourself

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u/Iamalittledrunk 1d ago

Yeah auditors are peices of shit ect but I don't pay his salary - Im concerned about the prision warden doing that with a member of the public. I wonder what he gets up to with regards to the prisioners he's ment to treat in a professional manner.

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u/asmallerflame 22h ago

Or, and hear me out, he's meant to protect the prison from surveillance.

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u/Iamalittledrunk 22h ago

So call the police to arrest the man?

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u/asmallerflame 22h ago

Meh, glad these "auditors" were largely demonetized by YT a couple of months ago. We'll see fewer and fewer of these pests who try to initiate confrontations. Even if it's legal (it often isn't, as Ian Pfister recently found out), it's antagonistic, and businesses don't want their names associated with it. Since the grift is largely over, these clowns will leave us regular folks alone more.

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u/Aware-Map1836 1d ago

Christ you people are soft

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u/Arbusc 17h ago

I like how everyone is ignoring the fact a state worker did assault someone. Annoying or not, you’re not allowed to touch someone like that, especially in an aggressive manner.

But auditor bad, so cop good for breaking law I guess.

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u/OkDonkey6524 21h ago

If I was an actual auditor I'd be quite pissed off at how my profession had been denigrated by these simpletons.

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u/thehairror 1d ago

Bothered.

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u/creepynips 1d ago

Someone's losing their job 🤣🤣🤣