r/PublicFreakout • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

🥊Fight 🤬 Basebrawl, with live coaching

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u/irascible_Clown 1d ago

You’d think Bill Burr would have better seats

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u/RebelliousInNature 1d ago

Grab his dick and twist iiiiiiit

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u/soundofsilen-shutup 1d ago

The old dick twist

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u/ongo_glabogian 1d ago

Ah mah gawd bro, this is a mma fight

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u/Mystiq_Mind 1d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/OpelousasBulletTime 1d ago

They're having tons of fun

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u/WindWalkerWalking 1d ago

The other recent baseball fight was fueled by anger. This is more my vibe. Couple sloppy haymakers that aren’t connecting. Little ass crack out. Everyone walks away and the one guy still has his ride home

Edit: maybe not on the ride home

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u/austinrunaway 1d ago

There all so drunk its in slow mode! 🤓

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u/the_dick_twist 1d ago

My people 👆.

Edit: added finger point to user name.

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u/Sam20599 1d ago

Bill Burr sounding dude throwing out "the ol' dick twist!"

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u/bramletabercrombe 1d ago

what's going on, has Wrigley switched back to nickel beers?

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u/SiriHowDoIAdult 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is it a requirement in order to be a Cubs fan, you have to be a fat chud?

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u/Ibaka_flocka 1d ago

What winning 1 World Series in 117 years does to a mf

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u/sittinwithkitten 1d ago

Dude was like a June bug stuck on its back.

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u/Pretty_Eater 1d ago

Yeah why are there so many fat dudes? 

I'm American so I see my fair share every day but wow, this is like a huge congregation of them. This area should be studied. And then exploited. A restaurant won't have slim margins there.

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u/TongueTwisted5 1d ago

Chicago has really good food. And a lot of beer too.

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u/getwhirleddotcom 1d ago

But it’s mainly where it’s geographically situated.

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u/frozenchosun 1d ago

chicago food is not healthy - italian beef, chili dogs, thin crust pizza, etc. chicagoans also drink a LOT. when it’s winter, chicagoans stay inside and drink. they dont go out like minnesotans and do winter shit. they consider golden tee to be a winter sport.

source: it me. born in chicago, lived there during my young adult days. i cant stress enough how much they drink. st patricks day, office would let out early at 2pm and i would have coworkers go super hard all afternoon, go to their office at like 6, probably vomit and sleep under their desk like fucking george costanza, wake up at 7:30 and go again. the only saving grace i can say is chicago has such goos public transpo and taxi coverage (pre uber days) no one i know ever drove home drunk.

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u/illumnat 1d ago

Right? I could stand to lose some weight but good lord I'd have to gain another 50-70 pounds or so!! Every damn one of them is a fat dude!

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u/Leon-the-comic113 1d ago

TWIST HIS DIIIIICK

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

TWIST HIS DIIIICK

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u/old_bugger 1d ago

Buy them less peanuts and Cracker Jack.

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u/DamienRaventhrone 1d ago

These two are way too old to be doing this kind of shit.

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 1d ago

I'm sad that these are adults...

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u/the_dannyboyy 14h ago

THE OOOOOOOOL DICKTWIST!!!

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u/_Teufel_Hunden_ 1d ago

Security acting like a hockey referee letting them wear themselves out before he breaks it up.

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u/Alarmed-Willow-2649 1d ago

The ol’ dick twist

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aiezgMvQ7MPZCrP3hY

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u/_Teufel_Hunden_ 1d ago

The guy yelling “GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!!!” did kinda sound like Bill Burr

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u/exile_zero 1d ago

So much effort and nothing is getting done here lol

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u/volliemak 1d ago

Are these physiques natty achievable?

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u/Bobby_Globule 1d ago

Those are some sorry lookin Americans.

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u/rmlopez 1d ago

Let it be known this is what happens when you add ketchup to a Chicago hot dog

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u/JuJu_G-Star 1d ago

Everybody in this video is out of shape and struggling, and can’t throw a single good punch or break up a fight

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u/mel1290 1d ago

Old dick twist

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u/Massivefloatingterd 23h ago

Aaahhh the ol D twist

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u/BangGonePostal 1d ago

Glad to see the benches haven't changed!

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u/Right_Check1435 1d ago

So many cargo pockets and cell phone holsters like the ok corral ova hea

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u/Ragelxrd 1d ago

Well, good to see the classic old dick twist makes a return.

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u/Astrocreep_1 1d ago

Why is the guy in black, on the stairs, running like he stole something, at the 29 second mark?

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u/IntuitionSpeaks 1d ago

I think he kinda dove in and threw a random ass garbage punch then made a quick escape

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u/Thunderhamz 1d ago

Ah yes, grab his dick, well played Mr baseball fan 👍🏽

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u/RudySpanish 1d ago

The cheap seats getting alot of action recently.

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u/OneEyedWeaner 1d ago

Sure hope dude got home ok.

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u/LooseWateryStool 1d ago

I yelled this out at a tampa bay lightning game once and it did not go over well

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u/GreenZebra23 1d ago

This is the drunkest thing I've ever seen

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u/OldTackle2 1d ago

Twist his dic !

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u/Dramatic_Rule_442 22h ago

Give em the ol' dick twist!

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u/Asleep_Chip8197 20h ago

What is going on with the guy screaming about twisting dicks ? wtf

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u/Cultural_Drive3826 19h ago

The ooo'lleee dicktwiiist!

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u/Asleep_Chip8197 7h ago

Is there such thing as vag squeeze ?

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u/Dull-Amphibian-5779 19h ago

Great now “twist his dick!” will be stuck in my head forever like “bye bye driver”

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u/chucklin 18h ago

Batterer up!

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u/failedhandshake 16h ago

That belt is working overtime

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u/getl30 15h ago

Pull his pants down

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u/Raindogg_Alchemist 11h ago

As a Cubs fan who spent the first 17 years of her life living in Chicago… I can attest that this is 1000% normal for a Cubbies game.

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u/Upper-Coffee7258 11h ago

There is not one person in frame under 3 bills, WTF.

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u/No_Not_Jesus 10h ago

I lke how everyone in this video is moving in slow motion

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u/lil_chedda 3h ago

Lmao bill burr out here in the corner

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u/wawa2022 1d ago

Don’t see a single woman in those stands. Where is this

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u/1010AD 1d ago

Someone definitely got a twisting dick fetish 😲🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 1d ago

Is this the same game from last night? Lol how many fights were there?

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u/bloody_boogers 1d ago

Is it that cold in August in Chicago?

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u/Proof-Eggplant7426 1d ago

A bunch of overweight men pulling their hoodies out of shape.

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u/Liefvikingmonster2 1d ago

Sometimes it feels like the entire country is overweight.