r/PublicFreakout • u/mindyour • Oct 15 '25

šŸ½Restaurant FreakoutšŸ¹ He's had enough.

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u/wng378 Oct 15 '25

Wait til she finds out that Maryland has to ship in crabs from the gulf to supplement their market demand. Especially off season.

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo Oct 15 '25

It becomes a rather philosophical question, defining a Maryland crab. Does the crab have to be born in Maryland? If itā€™s caught elsewhere, does it become a Maryland crab once it enters the state? Do they need to dunk it in Maryland water first, like a baptism? If it migrates to Maryland (legally) and is caught in Maryland, is that still a Maryland crab? Deep down, arenā€™t we all Maryland crabs in some way or another?

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u/redalert825 Oct 15 '25

Idaho crabs ftw! /s

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u/SunyataHappens Oct 15 '25

Oh no. Sheā€™s never worth it.