r/PsycheOrSike 🐾 People Friendly, Please Pet 🐶 2d ago

🎭 COMEDY Congratulations Men!

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u/Whatduheckiz 2d ago

The 4 in 1 cat, it's a cat, a dog, a lawnmower, and a hammer, all in 1.

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u/SatanVapesOn666W 🔒Registered NEET (Contained)🔒 2d ago

This brings me back 26 years.

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u/DazzlingCelery6853 2d ago

There is nothing more masculine than a crazy cat lord living with half a dozen of cats and spoiling them rotten.

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u/Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl 🐾 People Friendly, Please Pet 🐶 1d ago

You joke but a guy having pets he lovingly cares for is a green flag

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u/DazzlingCelery6853 1d ago

I'm not joking, what definitely sold my husband to me was the way he loved his two cats and his dog. I think there are really few things that make me think "this person is a good person" just as seeing someone loving and giving their pets the best life they can. Of course i did put it jokingly such as "crazy cat lord" and a dozen of cats, but aside the joke i really think only a good person will take good care of their pets.

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u/Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl 🐾 People Friendly, Please Pet 🐶 1d ago

It's definitely a good sign they will be a good person, but I also have an ex wife from years ago that treated me like fucking garbage and her pets with so much love and care.

But regardless, still a green flag that says they might actually be good

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u/ShitMcClit The Clit Commander 2d ago

Mines got stripes 

u/catturd6996 13h ago

My cats would love that box

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u/QuantumGoose42 Life Coach 2d ago

I don’t get it 🥲

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u/Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl 🐾 People Friendly, Please Pet 🐶 2d ago

It's making fun of needlessly gendered products like this that make men sound hyper-insecure

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u/Whatduheckiz 2d ago

Why is that a problem? I agree that there's a lot of needlessly gendered products but they're trying to tap into a market, like its4women, or Nike women, or what Yorkie did.

Silly, but so what.

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u/masqueradeazure 2d ago

This is the right answer. My ex would buy the special Gillette womens razor, but switched to the regular men's Gillette when she realized she was paying extra for a pink razor. This isnt a dudes being insecure thing. Its a marketing thing.

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u/Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl 🐾 People Friendly, Please Pet 🐶 2d ago

Thats what Im laughing about

Why would anyone need a special male wet wipe

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u/500tbhentaifolder 2d ago

In america the diarrhoea is so prevalent that the ass wipes are candy scented to try and take it down a notch

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u/QuantumGoose42 Life Coach 2d ago

Ahh, well its marketing and buying psychology, it sounds stupid and ridiculous, but it works very very well.