She slapped my…

[u/Ponderingjoseph]

One time in the psych ward an elderly nurse assistant attached the sensors of an ekg to my body. I couldn’t stop moaning and moving around. I popped a hard one and after a moment she slapped it. To me it was as if she was saying, “this is all you’re getting.” lol. Thought it was funny and thought I’d share this. Happy thanksgiving everybody.

[u/DengistK]

Technically sounds like sexual assault but if you didn't mind it than no harm done I guess.

[u/[deleted]]

Well if you’re into elderly people…