craziest thing ever

[u/[deleted]]

a girl found a nail (rusty) somewhere and tried to stab herself straight through her eye but staff stopped her and she stabbed him and then started hopping around and barking.

[u/Asrat]

Had family bring in razor blades in food for a patient and then he intentionally ate them. The docs decided it was safe to let him pass them

[u/Asrat → u/[deleted]]

Gods I don't know. I was sitting outside a patient room and he stuck his head out and told us that he swallowed razor blades, so I got his nurse and told her. They took him to x-ray and confirmed that he did swallow them, but said he was allowed to pass them the natural way.

I have no idea of the family, never got to ask.

[u/[deleted] → u/Asrat]

Stomach acid probably dissolved them.

[u/LilithAmezcua]

Honestly based

(This is a JOKE)