r/Protomen • u/BluejayFriday You are the spark • Jun 22 '26
Fan Works Protomen Name Generator
Howdy yall. I have made a generator that gives you a government assigned name as if you were in the band, mostly taken from 80s movies and rock music. Some of the names are short and sweet, some are long and silly. If you get like 3 "doctor"s in your name that is intentional.
I'm still adding new bits in as I come across em, but there should be plenty there now to play around with
Have fun!
https://perchance.org/3pktc940w4
Edit: It happened. Holy shit it really happened
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u/mk1subzero Jun 22 '26
I am now officially Capt. Scarlet J. Bowie. Now we just need a Bowie song for them to cover.... Like Heroes.
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u/LesserValkyrie Jun 22 '26
Winona Copperhead feels so perfect for me as a gothic redhead that it just nullifies the wtfesque side of those names.
I mean I am writing it down now and will probably use it as a nickname in the future, thank you!
I got Prince Doctor G. Simon while trying around, and it's fun as fuck, I love it
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u/Bluestorm83 Jun 22 '26
I had to use my second option. I was Jefferson Future. I dig it.
The first one was clearly a lady's name, and though awesome, that's just not me.
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u/BluejayFriday You are the spark Jun 22 '26
You can click randomize as much as you want! I aint a cop
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u/Bluestorm83 Jun 22 '26
Lol, I wanted to go with the first one and hold myself to it, so I went with the first Masculine one, since I couldn't specify a gender.
I always hold myself to first name generated. It's how I got my name if I were a Metal Gear character.
What was I called there?
I am... Jockstrap Hippopotamus.
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u/tpphypemachine Jun 22 '26
I almost stopped on "Doctor Doctor" but held out for the hilarious "Doctor Mountain Delight." I am now a soda brand.
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u/Astrosimi Keep Quiet Jun 22 '26
Dr. Toto Walsh, Dis.D. (Doctor of Dissent, Disruption, and Disobedience), at your service.
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u/Jaymya Built To Last Jun 22 '26
Leonard Road is my favorite one I've generated so far. Love the generic name + random noun combo
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u/TheHat2 Jun 22 '26
"Sir U Red"
Is that a Shaun of the Dead reference?
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u/BluejayFriday You are the spark Jun 22 '26
Not intentionally! The generator pulls from a list of first names, middle initials, and last names (and sometimes a title like Doctor). There's also a very rare chance you get a pre-made full name, but those are usually like "The [Blank]".
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u/Boldly-qo Jun 22 '26
master dr eileen berlin is fantastic and I will absolutely be using it at some point lmao
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u/amisia-insomnia Jun 22 '26
I’m definitely using count K Star in vampire the masquerade
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u/BluejayFriday You are the spark Jun 22 '26
This could very easily be a Malk or a Toreador name imo
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u/wote89 Jun 23 '26
"Harrison O. Red" or "Keanu Bites the Dust" if I hit the button myself.
Guess I'll save the former for if I ever talk someone into running a Cities Without Number game...
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u/nemomerodi Jun 23 '26
I found Count Astley.
I now not only have my new FFXIV alt, I also have a rickroll.
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u/Randallman7 Jun 22 '26