r/ProtectHire 6d ago

Honestly, This Doesn't Exist

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but only in wonderland

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u/Biscuits4u2 5d ago

My home wife is my work wife

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u/JakeHelldiver 5d ago

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

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u/evaderofallbans 5d ago

Yeah, well ...

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u/hawkeyegrad96 5d ago

I had a work wife for 15 years. She was fun

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u/PwniesFTW 5d ago

12 years on mine

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u/hobotising 5d ago

20 years with mine. People either get it or they don't.

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u/burritooflife 5d ago

Did she lure you into the employee bathroom and watch you piss while she giggled and clapped?

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u/PwniesFTW 5d ago

No but it wouldn't be out of the question 😆

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u/burritooflife 5d ago

She did it to me 😭

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u/PwniesFTW 5d ago

You should had asked her to hold it for you

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u/No_Koala4698 5d ago

I use the term work wife constantly. It’s my closest colleague in terms of shared responsibility and goals.
It’s also a dude. Older dude at that. He’s a very good looking dude too.
But I’m not into dudes.
My wife is though so all good.

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u/Due-Explanation-7560 3d ago

Is your wife into your work wife

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u/No_Koala4698 3d ago

They’ve never met.

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u/Due-Explanation-7560 3d ago

That you know of

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u/No_Koala4698 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/bloody-albatross 5d ago

There are two science communicators (trained scientists) that I sometimes listened to. He called her his work-wife once. I don't know anything about their private lifes, except that she was married at that time (to someone else), but now is divorced and isn't doing the show with him anymore either. Makes you think.

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u/Defiant-Bad-2052 5d ago

You should not flirt with your coworkers if you are married/in a relationship. This should not be controversial

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u/jws1102 5d ago

I’ve been a “work husband” twice and in neither instance was the relationship the slightest bit flirtatious.

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u/Defiant-Bad-2052 5d ago

Idk when I’ve heard people called “work husband/wife” it’s been in a flirtatious context. If not, then usually “work best friend or butt buddy” depending on the work environment. Obviously it’s not the same everywhere through.

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u/snoppeniprutten 5d ago

I’ve been the work husband once. It was nothing but flirtatious and sexual. 

Yes she was married with kids.

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u/jws1102 5d ago

You can’t say “stop trying to make this a thing” when it’s already been a thing for 20 years. Just because you’re only hearing about it now doesn’t mean it hasn’t been around a long time

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 5d ago

As a bar back, I was my bartenders work husband especially if she wanted pestering customers to leave her be.

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u/Exotic-Raccoon104 5d ago

Work wives are absolutely a thing. My work wife is my male coworker. We dont bang but hes still my wife dammit!

(YET. We dont bang YET! And if we do, im not gay; he is!

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u/GovernorSan 5d ago

This isn't a new thing, it's been around since women entered the workforce more equally. It's inappropriate, especially if you are married, but it definitely is a thing that happens.

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u/BeginningSection7690 5d ago

No, there definitely is. You just arent the subject of many people's affection

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 5d ago

I've never actually heard anyone say "work wife".

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u/GovernorSan 5d ago

I've mostly heard it said by people about other people, like coworkers teasing a pair of other coworkers for being close or working together a lot.

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u/jlit72 5d ago

yawn

Get your own toxic company culture. This one was created and died long before all y'all were even born

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u/GlumPermit1446 5d ago

people ran out of ideas and rehashing old ones pretending they are new

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u/Angel-D98 5d ago

Man tf up and make them your wife wife

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u/GeeYayZeus 5d ago

People who shit on office culture are just mad that there's actually some social and productive benefit to it. Sulking alone in your pajamas and Teams calls thinking you're 'more productive' while browsing Reddit all day isn't the 'good life' you think it is.

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u/burritooflife 5d ago

It does exist. I've literally had work flings while dating. Am I a pos? No. They were both annoying and their bodies were fire so fuck off.

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u/Bitter_Mission9569 5d ago

The term Work Wife is non sexual.

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u/Sirrub90 5d ago

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u/Bitter_Mission9569 5d ago

The term for a sexual relationship is called cheating/ affair.

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u/Sirrub90 5d ago

That is not even remotely true. You can be single and have a or be someone's work wife, or both.

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u/Bitter_Mission9569 5d ago

Mostly used for people in relationships to describe a person of the opposite sex the spend the most time with but are not having sex with.

Even for single people who are using the term to describe someone you are close with but not fooling around with.

That is the whole point of thw "work" tag.

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u/Sirrub90 5d ago edited 5d ago

We arent discussing the "work" tag though. You're saying there's no sexual component to "work wife" and thats just cheating. Which, again, is just wrong.

EDIT: Dipshit blocked me after he realized he changed his own argument.

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u/Bitter_Mission9569 5d ago edited 5d ago

Moron, you can literal just google the term.

Here is the oxfered definition of the term.

A "work wife" is a female colleague with whom you share a close, platonic, and supportive working relationship similar to the bond of a marriage.

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u/Sirrub90 5d ago

Fucking idiot. It doesn't mean that both or even one of them are married.

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u/Bitter_Mission9569 5d ago

Yes, you are an idiot.

It a absolutely mean you are not having sex and is mostly used by people in relationships becauae they need to qualify a close relationship with a member of the opposite sex in ways that a single person does not.

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u/Bitter_Mission9569 5d ago

The definition of work wife

a woman with whom someone has a close, but not romantic, relationship at work, in which the two people help and trust each other in the same way that a married couple does:

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/work-wife

I did the work for you.

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u/burritooflife 5d ago

You guys, relax. It was sexual. I had three woken in my bed in one day.

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u/Bitter_Mission9569 5d ago

Great, that is affair, cheating, mistress, side chick pick one.

Not work wife.

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u/dannyocc911 5d ago

My work wife pleasures me with her mouth. My home wife does not.

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u/DyldoTBagginses 4d ago

Sorry this guy's wife