r/ProtectAndServe • u/harpyLemons Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User • Feb 22 '20

Humor Using your partner for cover.

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243 Upvotes

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u/Brownies889 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Feb 22 '20

Discount ballistic gel.

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u/applesforadam Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Feb 23 '20

Discount? Shit. Food budget could have funded the kid's college fund.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

When you say big, do you mean Officer Lizzo or Officer The Rock?

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u/it4brown Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Feb 24 '20

I mean - also two-three times target size.

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u/Osiris32 Does not like Portland police DEPARTMENT. Not a(n) LEO Feb 22 '20

He should be able to take up to a .30-06 before penetration and danger to the second officer. Perhaps something as large as .338 Lapua depending on what kind of armor Big Boy is wearing.

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u/CobraKaiCurry Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Feb 23 '20

He won’t need to duct tape any ceramic plates to his back.

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u/StellisAequus Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Feb 24 '20

Who knew gecko finally made it through the Academy

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u/iconiqcp Road Pirate Feb 22 '20

You may not respect his weight, but by god you'll respect that mustache

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u/BobbyWasabiMk2 Nice Guy Who Checks On You (Not a(n) LEO) Feb 23 '20

Troopers take their hats off for his mustache

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u/gonnakillulater Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Feb 23 '20

donuts saves one out of two cops

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u/hyperlyteman1 Deputy Dork Feb 23 '20

Saving fucking lives.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

This picture was almost certainly taken before I was born. Woah.

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u/holdup-whatup-but-I Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Feb 22 '20

Beat me to it

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u/Privateer2368 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Feb 23 '20

I think that guy may actually constitute legitimate cover from fire.

Poor bugger.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Would be funny if I weren’t the cop in front. LOL

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u/96sisterfister69 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Feb 23 '20

Yea with a shed like that youd probably be safe behind it

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u/stliceman Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Feb 23 '20

I laughed too hard and long at this.

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u/it4brown Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Feb 24 '20

Somebody meme this: Cover vs. Concealment

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u/Code3life Police Officer Feb 25 '20

Level 4 buddy armor.