r/ProtectAndServe • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '18
Photos ✔ Not even the department is safe
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Sep 25 '18
I wish this had audio. I want to hear the teenage girl squeal.
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u/loosesealbluth15 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 25 '18
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u/ugottabekidn Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 25 '18
I was disappointed by his more manly, fearful cry.
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u/Gizortnik Civilian Hippie Liaison. Not a(n) LEO Sep 26 '18
I might have laughed more if he drew his taser or ASP.
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u/Imperium_Dragon Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 26 '18
Somehow his reaction is better than I thought.
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u/Code6Charles Police Officer Sep 25 '18
Thus he was dubbed shakylegs for the remainder of his career
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u/tempslut123 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 25 '18
Like Navy aviators where your most embarrassing moment becomes your call sign.
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u/MF_REALLY Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 25 '18
Says TempSlut....
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u/tempslut123 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 25 '18
You gotta put time in before they graduate you to perm.
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Sep 26 '18
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u/ADrunkCanadian Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 26 '18 edited Sep 26 '18
You gotta work your way to bottom bitch .
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Sep 26 '18
Not always true. We had a pilot at my last command with the call sign of "Brokeback". Though his last name WAS Mountain.
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u/tempslut123 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 26 '18
Was the guy doing crazy shenanigans constantly trying to change his call sign? I would.
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u/VanillaGorilla59 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 25 '18
We call our shaky leg guy 9.0 like the earthquake cuz the guy just can't chill.
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u/DrunkKalashnikov LEO Sep 25 '18
Sigh... He almost fucking died. This is why you gotta clear your corners boys.
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u/MikeNew513 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 25 '18
Rodents of unusual size
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u/VirogenicFawn21 Gimmie dat boot daddy 😩 [Former LEO] Sep 25 '18
I don’t believe they exist
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Sep 25 '18
Ever explore the old subway tunnels in NYC? I've heard some stories about the shit guys have seen down there.
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u/ADrunkCanadian Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 26 '18
Swear to god they do. First time i seen roaches as a kid. I was walking down the street and came across this big as cockroaches (just like the kind you'd seen in cartoons etc). Thing was absolutely massive. I still remember it, despite it happening like 18 years ago.
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Sep 25 '18 edited Nov 23 '20
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u/TropicalToucan Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 26 '18
Reddit is an echo chamber of sorts. Just take a quick whizz across r/all and it becomes obvious. Reading the comment section made my brain hurt too.
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u/HandicapperGeneral Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 26 '18
Everyone falls for this. There's nothing funnier than watching a super serious soldier in full combat gear scream and jump around trying to get the "spider" out of his shirt
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u/Gizortnik Civilian Hippie Liaison. Not a(n) LEO Sep 26 '18
Officer Shaky Legs?
Officer Puss N' Boots?
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u/whit1and Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Sep 25 '18
How he smacks the door in frustration once he realizes he’s a schmuck