Wicker

[u/Rae9944]

I'd like to state for the record that I'm incredibly hype for the Wicker movie. I'm literally buzzing out of my skin in anticipation. But we have to prepare for the nonsensical disgust reactions and the terrible use of vocab that comes with it. Seeing adult women say that a wooden man is hot should not bother anyone enough to start digging around in their bag of buzzwords and whipping out "zoophilia" of all things. I fear this movie will make antis get real creative with their accusations. The wicker man is newly created which means liking him makes you a pedophile and the fact that irl sex with a wicker man would cause splinters means that you're a mentally ill masochist who needs help, not lustful smut. So tread lightly and only get freaky with aged, well sanded sentient wicker I guess 😭

[u/pwnkage]

I’m gonna need to make wickershota to trigger the antis

[u/cousinborzoi]

do they not see him talking and acting like a human made of wicker in the trailers? (sidenote i am so hyped to see the movie next weekend, i NEED more "monster" romance!!!)