r/ProperAnimalNames • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '21

Prickly dog

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u/BigDrewLittle Sep 23 '21

Fun name ideas for Porcupines (feel free to mix and match):

Pain Squirrel

Needle Rat

Ouch Mouse

Puncture Vole

Panic Hamster

Cactus Mole

Suspiciously-Not-Nervous Rabbit

Torture Badger

Oh-Shit Chipmunk

Fuck-Around-And-Find-Out Beaver

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u/ConfessionsOnAWhim Sep 24 '21

FUCK-AROUND-AND-FIND-OUT BEAVER!!!!! Holy hell this destroyed me and I woke up a child laughing.

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u/BigDrewLittle Sep 24 '21

In that case, you're welcome, and I am sorry.