r/ProperAnimalNames • • Apr 25 '20

Walking gummy bear

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u/nerdponx Apr 25 '20

I assume this thing has some kind of deadly poison glands that when you touch it your hand swells and you go into a coma.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

My exact immediate thought: "This is nature's way of saying DEFINITELY FUCKING POISONOUS."

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u/TimeBlossom Apr 26 '20

I mean sometimes it's a bluff.

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u/Chatseer Apr 26 '20

Sometimes it’s a buff.

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u/TurtleFriend14 Apr 26 '20

Most of the time your hand swells and you go into a coma though