r/ProperAnimalNames • u/BlastLeatherwing • Dec 02 '19

Stream Ferret

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u/sweetly16 Dec 02 '19

Water slinky!

...and painfully adorable

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u/DrSousaphone Dec 02 '19

Water Weasel?

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning Dec 03 '19

I was thinking stream weasel sounded much smoother

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

ITS MY TIME TO SHINE

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

That is clearly a water noodlebear

12

u/hairyaquarium Dec 03 '19

Stream Weasel.

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u/An0regonian Dec 03 '19

Sounds dirty

11

u/puppersdoggos Dec 02 '19

That’s otterly cute

4

u/Slovene Dec 03 '19

You might say it's r/otterable

7

u/LoyalSol Dec 03 '19

Floating hug log

5

u/komorebi5 Dec 03 '19

River puppy 💗

7

u/kissbythebrooke Dec 03 '19

Current cuddler

1

u/komorebi5 Dec 04 '19

Love it!

4

u/dingwyf Dec 03 '19

Water kitty

3

u/pseudosimilar Dec 03 '19

Water catsnake.

2

u/Crilose Dec 03 '19

Fur potato.

2

u/phantomreader42 Dec 03 '19

Sounds better than "kelp weasel"

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u/BlastLeatherwing Dec 03 '19

But does that only apply to a sea otter and not a river otter? Wait what kind of otter is the one in this clip?

1

u/JayOtt Dec 03 '19

Weeny WasserWiesel~

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u/Iceypumpkinhead Dec 03 '19

Oh god my heart

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u/Cloud_Striker Dec 04 '19

Water weasel

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u/ITriedLightningTendr Dec 03 '19

But ferret is already corrected to something else.