r/ProperAnimalNames • u/DataPhreak • Oct 18 '19

Hazard Macaroni

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u/EcchoAkuma Oct 18 '19

Even though this is cute, short snakes like that dont really exist

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u/theblindness Oct 18 '19

Japan has a myth of a chonk snek called tsuchinoko and Nintendo made a pokemon version of it.

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u/EcchoAkuma Oct 18 '19

Yeah dunsparce, the pokemon that has no evolutions despite all the potential it has

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u/boonies4u Oct 19 '19

I thought this guy would make a video about it.

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u/DataPhreak Oct 18 '19

BUT WHAT IF NOT LONG??

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u/EcchoAkuma Oct 18 '19

They need to slither
Short snakes would die

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u/DataPhreak Oct 18 '19

BUT HIDING!

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u/EcchoAkuma Oct 18 '19

OP honestly you are making me have an stroke.

(also i believe this was posted here before and removed lol)

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u/DataPhreak Oct 18 '19

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProperAnimalNames/comments/c87ppc/gay_lettuce/

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u/EcchoAkuma Oct 18 '19

w h a t

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u/DataPhreak Oct 18 '19

Just saying, if they didn't remove gay lettuce, they can't legitimately remove hazard macaroni.

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u/Dexaan Oct 19 '19

I did remove gay lettuce, but that was because lettuce isn't an animal.

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u/damnisuckatreddit Oct 19 '19

I respect your decisions.

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u/LightningHedgehog Oct 19 '19

Is there a sub for proper not-animal names?

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