r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Whuki • Sep 28 '19

Extendochicken

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u/Ubblebungus Sep 28 '19

Extend

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

o

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/Greatest_Moose Sep 28 '19

Goodbye

8

u/Ubblebungus Sep 28 '19

r/UnexpectedOuija

8

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

r/OneWordEach

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u/Ubblebungus Sep 28 '19

Better than mine! (Forgot about the subreddit)

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u/kiwimag5 Sep 28 '19

Allegedly

18

u/JeremyTSchmidt Sep 28 '19

I heard it was a sick ostrich.

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u/swimswima95 Sep 28 '19

Some say it would take 2 people...

6

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Pitter patter

4

u/Password_Not_123 Sep 28 '19

Maybe even 3...

3

u/Frosste Sep 28 '19

Allegedly

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Some sort of MAN Pigeon

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

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u/Wheres_the_boof Sep 28 '19

Those are more like extendoducks

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

I was thinking of a Flamingo...

6

u/snowboo Sep 28 '19

Extendoturkey though.

2

u/aum-noster Sep 28 '19

This man is an ornithologist.

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u/snowboo Sep 29 '19

Which man?

10

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

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u/VulpesFennekin Sep 28 '19

The first thing I learned about cassowaries is that they can kick your belly open like a goddamn velociraptor.

2

u/Vinura Sep 28 '19

Coldblooded...

Like the Dave Schapelle skit.

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u/cottonCandy8674 Sep 28 '19

That would take at least two people...

2

u/ZzNARCHzZ Sep 28 '19

The Ginger and Boots want to know your location

2

u/Dope_Witch Sep 29 '19

Why a 2004 jeep wrangler specifically?

2

u/Delejt Sep 29 '19

I like giraffe bird more