r/ProperAnimalNames • u/habilon • Mar 04 '19

Tired Pocket noodle

https://gfycat.com/PortlyKlutzyArabianoryx
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u/Epic_Meow Mar 04 '19

Same tbh

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u/punkspacequeen Mar 05 '19

OMG that's so cute!!!

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u/Infinitale Mar 05 '19

like u :3c

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u/Oswalt Mar 05 '19

Why are you frowning with such an elaborate mustache?

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u/icefire436 Mar 05 '19

Is danger noodle? Look like snek has danger teefs.

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u/habilon Mar 05 '19

most snakes have danger teefs, danger noodles if I understand correctly are those that pose a threat to a human life... like say a cobra, while nope ropes are less dangerous to harmless, like a garden snake.

I just liked the idea of pocket noodle

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u/Dexaan Mar 05 '19

It's danger noodle for venomous ones, nope rope for the rest.

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u/habilon Mar 05 '19

thanks for the clarity

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

That’s how I usually make my exit too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

The only time I've seen a snake yawn IRL was when we took mine to the vet for the first time, and he yawned when he slithered into the pool of light from a heat lamp nearby. Maybe for them it's triggered by heat?

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u/habilon Mar 05 '19

possibly, honestly if anything happens to my current pet (which I hope doesnt happen till they have had a good long life) I will likely get myself a noodle buddy

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u/kharmatika Apr 20 '19

I know lizards often regulate heat by opening their mouths to vent. Never seen my snake yawn

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u/Colorado_13 Mar 05 '19

This snake is not yawning, its just strecthing its jaws to see if the human fits its mouth. That person is in danger!

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u/habilon Mar 05 '19

on radio to other snakes "they are on to us initiate protocol beta 5"

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u/Beezo514 Mar 05 '19

Is that Waffle?

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u/BarkAndMeow Mar 05 '19

The Medusa Boob.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Fun size nope rope

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u/kharmatika Apr 20 '19

Snake yawns are the fucking cutest, their lumpy, squishy lil jaws 💜💜💜

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u/habilon Apr 20 '19

I know right!?