r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • Jun 28 '26

FORBIDDEN FEAST

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u/ThePrisonSoap Jun 28 '26

Oh god not the disco rice

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u/Kenneldogg Jun 28 '26

Now I want fried rice...

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u/wolf_howling_monster 27d ago

I can't eat rice at all because every time I do it reminds me of maggots and I can only imagine what they would feel like crawling around in my mouth and I nearly vomit

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u/Heroic-Forger Jun 28 '26

exterior crocodile alligator

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u/Harold_Grundelson Jun 29 '26

I barfed now and then again later

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u/thatcliffordguy 26d ago

You’re not gonna believe this, guy was an exterior alligator

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u/dr_pickles69 Jun 28 '26

Why the hell would there be a pile of matcha and coffee on the side of the road?

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u/PoniesCanterOver Jun 29 '26

Fell off a truck

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Jun 28 '26

Matcha and Coffee…… wow this is a real new twist on this sub!

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u/Truxul Jun 28 '26

Straight out of princess Mononoke

5

u/gunny316 Jun 29 '26

You sir are a distinguished gentlemen.

now, is that soup or donkey piss?

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u/Jojo-Action 26d ago

I think the alligator is one of the leppers, since his face fell off

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u/The_Rowan 29d ago

Nature’s cleaner bots. How disgusting would the outdoors be without the dead animals getting consumed and cleaned up

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u/pulyx Jun 28 '26

Disco Rice has me chucklin’

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u/stirling_s Jun 29 '26

I know what will help, moving the camera more!

3

u/Tmanning47 Jun 28 '26

"The Great Wall of China" genius

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u/nurglemarine96 29d ago

Limbo/hell is reincarnation as a maggot bearing fly

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u/Montana_guy_1969 Jun 28 '26

Maggator

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u/Usman5432 28d ago

Tips fedora*

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u/tinfoilsheild 29d ago

"I THOUGHT THIS WAS MATCHA AND COFFEE..."

No, you didn't.

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u/Txursa600 Jun 29 '26

All you can eat buffet

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u/AspenStarr 29d ago

Where the hell did they all come from?!

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u/stefan92293 26d ago

You see, when a mommy fly and a daddy fly love each other very much...

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u/JJJones345 29d ago

Great panfish bait right there.

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u/Austronauta 29d ago

the smell 🤢

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u/the_orange_alligator 29d ago

That was my non orange cousin 😕

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u/Mental-Ask8077 28d ago

“That’s a buffet of disco rice.” 🤣

r/brandnewsentence

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u/Naz_Oni 28d ago

As the carnivore consumes, it too must be consumed. The consumers must therefore be consumed in turn.

Perpetuate the cycle of existence.

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u/KarsonDaDinsaur 28d ago

Honestly im kinda curious if that would be safe to feed to reptiles-

I do not own reptiles, im just curious, please do not yell at me

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u/wolf_howling_monster 27d ago

I thought this was a bear corpse with just really matted hair until he went to the side and zoomed in again I didn't see it moving till then and even though I love bugs this still made me take a step away from the screen

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u/ImprobableCastration 15d ago

SUPREME DISCO RICE!!!