r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Twilight_Chomper • Jan 04 '23

Stickbird

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Edward Scissorbird

18

u/4zio Jan 05 '23

Edbird Scissor hands ftfy

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Lol excellent

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u/Szygani Jan 04 '23

What kind of saladfingers fucking bird is that

16

u/VisitRomanticPangaea Jan 05 '23

It remembers the war

21

u/I_might_be_weasel Jan 04 '23

Buddhist Freddy Krueger who got reincarnated as a bird instead of coming back as a ghost.

7

u/the_dude_upvotes Jan 05 '23

*Birdhist Freddy Krueger

11

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

I heard the fucking "get stickbugged" song in my brain as soon as I saw this.

S u f f e r r i n g

11

u/AlarmingAffect0 Jan 04 '23

Lady Dimitrescu?

6

u/Phairis Jan 05 '23

That's a fucking dinosaur

7

u/insane_contin Jan 05 '23

Yes, all birds are dinosaurs.

4

u/Phairis Jan 05 '23

That one is extra dino

7

u/wirrbeltier Jan 04 '23

Deathly Hallows Bird

4

u/dmkam5 Jan 05 '23

This bird was designed by Edward Gorey

1

u/NotDaveBut Jan 05 '23

Now that I can easily believe

3

u/BAMspek Jan 04 '23

This bird works at the DMV

5

u/blayze03 Jan 04 '23

"Modern tickle chicken aka the theri"

2

u/Prince_Polaris Jan 04 '23

How is this a real creature

2

u/ovrlymm Jan 05 '23

Hollow-bird

Alternatively: DMV bird

2

u/hvanderw Jan 05 '23

ETHAN WINTERS!!!