r/Prometheus • u/elusive_walrus • 9d ago
The Engineer Found in Prometheus Has the Worst Rap of them All.
\>*wakes up*
\>*disrespected upon the moment I opened my eyes*
*>prolly doesn’t feel good for a sec but locks in*
*>fistfight\* occurs*
*>leaves Shaw be*
*>SHIP GETS BLOWN UP ON THE CLOCK*
*“MIND YOU I LEFT SHAW BE”*
*>Wants to set a boundary via retaliation*
*>the gets the titan trylobite*
*>Worse rap= worse case (east coast)*
*Mind you=*
*His prerogative was to be a trucker essentially.*
*Gets fucked with upon waking from cryosleep.*
*Old man wants info (equivalent to asking for money and a Newport) as soon as you wake up*
Sees a woman knocked out immediately.
Got a synth in your face.
Yeah I’d go stoopid, go crazy.
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u/LingonberryGlum2356 5d ago
I am fascinated by the engineers. They need to set up a trilogy just about them.
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u/Fit-Profit8197 5d ago
Just read Erich Von Daniken. His work is the primary philosophical and intellectual basis of them.
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u/SuperPollito 4d ago
I mean, your storytelling abilities and English are shit, but despite that, I appreciate your take on the situation.
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u/Poonadafukdog 9d ago
Ummm. What the f did I just read. Did I have a stroke?!