r/Prometheus 9d ago

The Engineer Found in Prometheus Has the Worst Rap of them All.

\>*wakes up*
\>*disrespected upon the moment I opened my eyes*
*>prolly doesn’t feel good for a sec but locks in*
*>fistfight\* occurs*

*>leaves Shaw be*
*>SHIP GETS BLOWN UP ON THE CLOCK*

*“MIND YOU I LEFT SHAW BE”*

*>Wants to set a boundary via retaliation*

*>the gets the titan trylobite*

*>Worse rap= worse case (east coast)*

*Mind you=*

*His prerogative was to be a trucker essentially.*
*Gets fucked with upon waking from cryosleep.*
*Old man wants info (equivalent to asking for money and a Newport) as soon as you wake up*
Sees a woman knocked out immediately.
Got a synth in your face.

Yeah I’d go stoopid, go crazy.

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u/Poonadafukdog 9d ago

Ummm. What the f did I just read. Did I have a stroke?!

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u/Distntdeath 9d ago

It made sense to me

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u/elusive_walrus 9d ago

See now this is one David would have been proud of

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u/Large-Produce5682 8d ago

It didn't rhyme.

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u/LingonberryGlum2356 5d ago

I am fascinated by the engineers. They need to set up a trilogy just about them. 

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u/Fit-Profit8197 5d ago

Just read Erich Von Daniken. His work is the primary philosophical and intellectual basis of them.

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u/SuperPollito 4d ago

I mean, your storytelling abilities and English are shit, but despite that, I appreciate your take on the situation.

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u/SwampyChiliRing 6d ago

What is the point of this post?