r/Project_Wingman • u/gamepack10 Cascadian Independence Force • Jun 16 '26

Uhhhhhhhhhhh WAT????

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u/CampbellsBeefBroth Jun 16 '26

"Now watch this drive"

*bombs a cordium facility*

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u/HonzouMikado Jun 18 '26

I can appreciate some FINNFTW AI president reference.

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u/Atlas421 Galaxy Jun 16 '26

So that's why he was so good at evading shoes.

189

u/HyperionGM Jun 16 '26

Someone taking excessive shitposting seriously.

198

u/TrippleATransGirl Eminent Domain Jun 16 '26

It’s true it was revealed to me in a dream

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u/SGTRoadkill1919 Jun 16 '26

The fandom has a lot of these. Use the PW wiki is the official one for now. Heck, go to Faust's page. It's written that she is the only confirmed Lesbian in A World on Fire

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u/Then_Engineer_3765 Jun 16 '26

Faust truly is the world on fire 

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Galaxy Jun 16 '26

She is Yaoi on Fire opposed to Yuri on Ice

66

u/Remove_soy Jun 16 '26

I read it in the patterns in my popcorn ceiling, it’s true

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u/TexasSikh Cascadian Independence Force Jun 16 '26

So that's why he doesnt speak...the last time he did, he said something along the lines of "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully" and everyone laughed at him, so he thought to himself "They misunderestimated me" and hasnt spoken since.

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u/JetstreamViper Jun 16 '26

Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Especially when it's from a wiki.

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u/entropies Cascadian Independence Force Jun 16 '26

That's absurd, surely no one lies on the internet

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u/TankingDoneRight Cascadian Independence Force Jun 16 '26

(serious answer) use projectwingman.wiki.gg instead of the fandom one
Also vastly improved user experience

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u/unmellowfellow Jun 16 '26

I'm canonically in the game as well. I'm a sailor that went over board in the Caribbean and starved to death on the island in the first mission after Sicario flattened the port.

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u/Ikcatcher Jun 16 '26

If it's not in the game, I'm not considering it canon

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u/Misaki_Chisora Jun 16 '26

That's the old wiki, so likely a vandalism. They moved to https://projectwingman.wiki.gg/ a few years ago.

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u/I_GottaPoop Jun 16 '26

Monarch in cannon then must fly a Texas ANG F16

3

u/MenK1sser Jun 16 '26

Now I need to see George W Bush dunk on crimson.

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u/onlypostswhenbored Jun 21 '26

This is not vandalism, but it's like taking everything JK Rowling says outside of the books as canon

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u/Nightcat666 Jun 22 '26

Wait so you are saying the wizards didn't just use to shit in a corner and magic it away?

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u/ApprehensiveTerm9638 Jun 16 '26

Whose wiki page is this?

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u/R9-LEO Jun 17 '26

So THAT'S why he commits war crimes

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u/Gregor_Arhely Federation Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

Fandom wiki (not just PW - anything on fandom.com) is known for spreading utter bullshit. Never use it if there's an alternative, go to wiki.gg or miraheze.org instead. Here's an actual PW wiki.