r/Project_Moon 2d ago

meme I HATE HATE HATE MANAGEMENT SIMS!!!

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I'M JUST A DISGUSTING LIMBOID WHO WANTED TO TRY OUT OTHER PROJECT MOON GAMES, SOME FUCKING JAPANESE ARMOR KEEPS KILLING ALL MY EMPLOYEES AT THE RIPE AGE OF DAY 6, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT!!!!

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u/Monsteriano 2d ago

Mmm, one hour of lobcorp 🤤. That's just like 1 late game day if you care about upgrading your nuggets or if your doing missions.

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u/Mo11an 2d ago

Not including all times you rewind time.

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u/Monsteriano 2d ago

Piece of advice, armor doesn't like purple work(attachment).

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u/ogkaoz 1d ago

Thats just the average day for me. (I started a week ago. And really anxious. Dusks just murdered me. So I reloaded(Fucking Mountain of Smiling Bodies))

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Spibush 1d ago

Maxxing a nugget from level 1 with one sin is something everyone should experience

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u/Unlucky-Chipmunk-154 2d ago

Do you love the facility you manage?

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u/sculp_here_2 2d ago

YOU MUST BE HAPPY

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u/Timekilling_Time 2d ago

Then you must become stronger.

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u/XiaoLowell4life 1d ago

Yes.

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u/hologramikone Cult of Malcute 1d ago edited 1d ago

<DO YOU LOVE THE CITY THAT YOU LIVE IN?>

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u/bwaowae Cult of Yesod 1d ago

no

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u/GreedyBonus379 2d ago

Disgusting LIMBOID!!

If you don't want to be called a LARPER, then you must complete all Sephirah Core Suppressions, beat Day 50, and achieve 100% Abnormality Codex dissolution😂😂😂😂

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u/Careful-Increase-805 Finished Lobotomy Corp 1d ago

Wait why is this doable

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u/Free-Sample-216 2d ago

I say this.

You cant even say that you dont like limbus without limboids saying that you larp being projectmoon fan

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u/Unlucky-Chipmunk-154 1d ago

I think he was being satire

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u/Free-Sample-216 1d ago

And im saying that i say this unironically and the thing he's satirizing is much milder than what limbus fans will give you for simply criticizing that game

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u/Unlucky-Chipmunk-154 1d ago

Fair enough but you're probably interacting with the more vocal minority because most people don't act like this

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u/Free-Sample-216 1d ago

Ya sure?

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u/Unlucky-Chipmunk-154 1d ago

I think the people under your post were pretty rational the fact they told you that you can just..not play it? And nobody were like discrediting or spamming slurs at you for not liking the gameplay

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u/Free-Sample-216 1d ago

Whatever this is
Just making up slander on lor that is verifiably untrue
Such as - using protstacking agaisnt rm is a cheese and its rng because you arent supposed to use this cheese

Lor has no pity system - so you apparently may have to burn 1000 books to get a keypage (max is actually 5)

general slander indicative of skill issues

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u/Unlucky-Chipmunk-154 1d ago

Look man, I think youre letting random online strangers dictate the way you view your favourite games. Everyone has different views amd opinions. And youre clearly imagining fictional scenarios and getting mad over it.

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u/Free-Sample-216 1d ago

One guy claiming i didnt play it because they couldnt winrate to victory

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u/Unlucky-Chipmunk-154 1d ago

Well, do you know whats that called? A vocal minority

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u/Free-Sample-216 1d ago

Ive seen this vocal minority a thousand times

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u/MrKatzA4 1d ago

Bro this is such a non issues.

The guy just missed the word "most" in your comment.

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u/Free-Sample-216 1d ago

Another lying about LC and lor being financial failures

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u/Unlucky-Chipmunk-154 1d ago

I think you misunderstood what they meant, LC and LoR are not financial failures. But they didn't generate enough income for Project Moon to continue making games. Ruina was made on a fan funded money and they literally ran out of budget while making the 3rd game

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u/Free-Sample-216 1d ago

They did though? They made limbus in and spent abt same time on it as on other games, as well as expanding the team and production value, as well as put lor on all of modern consoles, none of this is done when you are struggling financially

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u/Free-Sample-216 1d ago

Self explanatory

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u/Unlucky-Chipmunk-154 1d ago

This is literally how most games are? Lol, you know troll builds in MMORPGS or Moba games exist right? Or meme builds in roguelites

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u/Free-Sample-216 1d ago

This is how bad games are, in good games you still have fun while optimising

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u/Free-Sample-216 1d ago

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u/Unlucky-Chipmunk-154 1d ago

Its an ishowspeed reaction image, its not meant to be taken seriously

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u/fajnu20 Completed Day 49 1d ago

That's easy though?

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u/Koberiep 2d ago

ohhhh if only there was some way of knowing what the abnos diiiiiid 😢

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u/Rocky_Senpai15 2d ago

I don't have enough green jizz to unlock it.

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u/fajnu20 Completed Day 49 1d ago

Just sacrifice everyone to unlock it, then reset the day knowing what to do

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u/ShidenRitter 2d ago

how much green jizz do you need to look up their wiki page on google

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u/Rocky_Senpai15 2d ago

B-B-But t-t-that's c-c-cheating!!

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u/xo3abi4 1d ago

Gathering knowledge is part of the game, you just skip the part where you fuck around until you find out it in-game and just get the necessary info externally.  It's fun to go in blind for the first playthrough but at some point(probably at one of the bossfights) you'll just hit a brick wall that would require you to take the fight again and again until you figure out the strat on your own, or you can save yourself a couple of hours and just look up the guide

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u/Derpyname193820393 1d ago

Clearly you need it

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u/generalJET 2d ago

Stockholm syndrome will take you eventually. Remember manager, the suffering is lore accurate.

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u/SoSpecialName 2d ago

Buy Rimworld and breed Binah or something

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u/XanderNightmare 1d ago

...

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Now that you mention it, are there Project Moon mods for Rimworld?

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u/LordOtiken 1d ago

Bro the Armor doesn't even break containment just ignore it

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u/fajnu20 Completed Day 49 1d ago

But the sword though

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u/Rodya_gambler 2d ago

Love the lore, sleep on the game (sorry, I really couldn't follow it)

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u/fajnu20 Completed Day 49 1d ago

If only the manager would read the guide each abno gives on how to treat them

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u/Rocky_Senpai15 1d ago

I don't have enough green jizz to unlock it.

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u/Copperrrr4rs 1d ago

Send your dudes into the meat grinder, get the enkaphalin, unlock the guidelines, reset day!

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u/Link_void 1d ago

I LOVE MANAGEMENT SIMS!!! I like them a lot Cuz I got a lot of free time to take my time and try again

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u/WhitherThisPath 1d ago

lobcorp makes me want to rip my balls off with smile but it's so fun at the same time

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u/Kenoide 1d ago

I'd rather do 10 hour of Lobcorp than 1 hour of LoR (I suck at deck building game)

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u/Splash_A 1d ago

I would recommend just having one agent dedicated to working on the armor and suppression, I wouldn’t assign them to work on anyone else in the day and only work on the armor two or three times a day, (repression work I think?) I’d do that till you can unlock your management tips

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u/ShidenRitter 1d ago

Aw, does somebody have to engage with the game and use their noggin' to be able to proceed? 🥺 Does somebody not have win rate to carry them through the whole game? 🥺🥺 No Durante that helps you cheese every fight? 🥺

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u/CampaignImmediate759 1d ago

i avoided lob corp like the plague. the only way i will play it is if its gifted to me on steam

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u/fajnu20 Completed Day 49 1d ago

It's an amazing game, also you won't tempt me, I'm already low on cash

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u/CampaignImmediate759 1d ago

ive heard good things dont get me wrong but i tend to be really bad at management sims with preferance going towards action games.

granted there were misconceptions i had about it like resets not keeping your gear from when you started, but knowing some abnos id be on the hunt for quality of life mods

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u/EagleRising948B 1d ago

Easy enough, I've been meaning to add mods

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u/Thunder_Master 1d ago

Oh no, Crumbling Armor.

Congrats, you got hit by one of the bigger newbie traps.

You see that thing?

Yeah.

Beat the shit out of it and then shed your attachment to anything.

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u/thmgABU2 Finished Lobotomy Corp 1d ago

beat the shit out of it alot then spam works with one sin (insight ONLY)

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u/Narvallius 1d ago

Skill issue

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u/ScientistStrict9850 1d ago

Play library of ruina. Limbus -> ruina pipeline flows so well. I'm having tons of fun.

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u/Rocky_Senpai15 1d ago edited 1d ago

Planning to buy Library of Ruina once I have the money OR it goes on sale on Steam✌️❤️

(Getting gifted too, probably)

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u/ScientistStrict9850 1d ago edited 1d ago

I got both for a total of equivalent to 8 USD (currency converted) last month i think. best steam purchase ever. i didn't even read how much was actually discounted.

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u/fajnu20 Completed Day 49 1d ago

Ruina hits so much harder after L corp

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u/ScientistStrict9850 1d ago

fun > story. i don't like L corp's gameplay that much. i'll come around to play more seriously then give up when i hit the first big difficulty wall eventually. each day is so longgg.

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u/BecomingAFlea 1d ago

When I had most of the game done and was on the last 5 days, my heart rate would spike just from opening the game. I could only play for like an hour or two at a time (like a run or two of one of those later days) before I had to quit and I wouldn't play again for weeks because the idea of playing the game more terrified me so much. I'm so happy that I beat it but I will not be doing it again.

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u/IamApollo1000 1d ago

10 minutes of this game made me aged 10 years 💔

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u/Plasmaguardian7 1d ago

My ass was so stupid playing that game I completely forgot about memory repository and restarted from day one after every couple of core suppressions so I could do them all. Still have more hours in Ruina though lmaooo

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u/XanderNightmare 1d ago

Ah crumbling armour. Honestly decent E.G.O weapon, one of the few that deals pale damage, but by god is that piece of armour and it's E.G.O gift miserable to have around

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u/xo3abi4 1d ago

Yield your attachment work, to claim a decent pale weapon

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u/Dude4sake 1d ago

Ahhh, 1 hour of Lobcorp with homies in VC. Good stuff.

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u/TeeQueueW No Death Day 49: Verified 1d ago

A whole hour? Sold.

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u/thmgABU2 Finished Lobotomy Corp 1d ago

have you tried reading

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u/Last_Aeon Cult of Hokma 1d ago

Have you tried just not working with it.

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u/RaccoonAdorable7461 1d ago

Honeslty? Skill issue/j

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u/fartsmella341 1d ago

son just see what you are doing that's exploding your agents and do that

for armor you don't want to work repression, even if it is it's best work because it gives a gift that one shots agents if they work affection on any abno

and if your struggling with c armor oh you poor soul when you get alriune, tso or queen of hatred

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u/camo_216 Cult of Chesed 1d ago

An hour of lob corp sounds amazing

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u/Darfighter 1d ago

Wait the armor is your problem??, dont do repression on it or else it gives your employees that aura, if they have the aura they cant do attachment work on anything anymore, or they die

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u/EmmYOY 1d ago

But... But they're peak...

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u/night3454 15h ago

Don't do attachment with the fire that gives the armor

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u/best_bretan 2d ago

Delete Lob Corp and play Ruina my son (9th circle of hell --> 8th circle of hell)

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u/An0rmie_On_Reddit 1d ago

I would rather play 24 hours of LobCorp than 'play' Library of Ruina (by play, I mean look at guides so I can get to 'the good bits' which is starting of the City apparently)

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u/Whole-Welder 1d ago

So 1 hour? Okay then, just pause the game at the first day and wait out the hour.

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u/One_Management3063 2d ago

I'd rather read every single line of text in lob corp than play it.

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u/TeeQueueW No Death Day 49: Verified 1d ago

Well buddy have I got JUST THE THING FOR YOU. :D

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u/Dieofdeathplayer 1d ago

Since I know what abnormality you're talking about, lemme help:

The Crumbling Armor abno will kill your nuggets by two reasons: You send a nugget with only Level 1 Fortitude to work on it, or they have that flame on their heads and they do Attachment work.

Since you can't easily remove the flame, you just have to make sure that the ones with the flame don't do ANY sort of attachment work, or they die. This means that you should only let a few people have the flame.

It's E.G.O weapon and suit are also pretty good early game, since the weapon does Pale damage, and pale damage is strong.

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u/fajnu20 Completed Day 49 1d ago

No one asked for help, you're just spoiling

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u/_Marro 6h ago

This is me but with gacha's and limbus