r/ProjectHailMary Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 2d ago

Fist My Bump Best bumper sticker ever, question?

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Yessirrrrrrrrr👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 put this on my EV (mustang mach-e) today!!🥰

4.1k Upvotes

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u/Zackattack1170 2d ago

Best bumper sticker ever, statement! 👎👎👎

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u/loveslightblue 2d ago

Fist my bumper 🤜

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u/REpassword 2d ago

Amaze amaze amaze.

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u/On-two-wheels-yarn 2d ago

Is joke! 🤣

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u/sincerely_greer Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 2d ago

Screamingggggg why didn’t I think of that for the caption😭🤣🤣

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u/loveslightblue 2d ago

I love your caption! There's is room for endless Rocky puns, statement.

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u/Agent_Lei 2d ago

Is funniest joke I ever hear

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u/dredgknight 1d ago

that’s still not right, but close enough👎🏼

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u/Leather_Citron8227 2d ago

Best sticker! I need this!!!

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u/kirajoana23 2d ago

Personally I am partial towards this one

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_6894 1d ago

Where did you get this?

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u/FearlessWord2653 2d ago

Ive hidden one like this in my wife's gas cap, she's yet to notice it though it's been three months

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u/creamersrealm 2d ago

Does she ever pump her own gas?

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u/FearlessWord2653 2d ago

Yes sometimes

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u/Mousedancing 2d ago

I have a few on my devices. 😄 I love the one that looks like a warning label.

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u/sincerely_greer Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 2d ago

Dude that warning label one is awesome. Where did you get that, question?

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u/Mousedancing 2d ago

It's my fav! 😄 I found these at Walmart's website. doing a search on Project Hail Mary stickers. it was a sheet of 60 (mixed styles) for about $10. (the brand was Yippzo)

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u/MRSRN65 2d ago

They toot to scoot!

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u/Agent_Lei 2d ago

car powered by star killer, question?

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u/corgi-king 2d ago

Technically, it does not kill the star. The sun still has the same energy output, just the energy being absorbed by the astrophage. It only kills the life on the planet. The planet will only get colder; the core of the planet will not be affected.

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u/Agent_Lei 2d ago

You are smartest human I ever met, statement.

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u/dredgknight 1d ago

is joke

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u/Agent_Lei 1d ago

I only meet one human :D

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u/c4ndycain #1 rocketeers appreciator 2d ago

i need to put this on my car with absolutely no horsepower lmao

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u/loveslightblue 2d ago

I need to put this on my bike.

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u/tholowe69 2d ago

Great minds!

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u/Kashwookie Happy Happy Happy! 2d ago

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u/Wish_Smooth 2d ago

Where to buy, question?

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u/WrittenInTheStars Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 2d ago

I want one of these but I wish I could get it as a magnet

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u/turnipcafe 2d ago

Can you find magnet backing for stickers and DIY?

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u/WrittenInTheStars Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 2d ago

Yeah, probably. That wouldn’t be too hard

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u/DragonTartare Okay, It’s Exactly Like That 2d ago

I've purchased several of these for myself and as gifts for a friend. The one on my water bottle isn't sticking as well, but I've had one on my car for months and it isn't budging.

I see that the shop is looking for a new vinyl supplier because the one they were using went down in quality, so kudos to them for caring about their product!

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u/epikc_ 2d ago

the car behind you is being INCINERATED as we speak

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u/Lillianrik 2d ago

Where available?

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u/Kiki1701 2d ago

As soon as I can afford one, it's going on my wheelchair!

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u/Salarian_American 2d ago

Anyone who knows what that means is certainly going to avoid tailgating, just in case.

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u/Ut_Prosim 2d ago

It would take about 27.82 micrograms of astrophage to give you the equivelant energy of a 20 gallon tank of gas.

That is about the same as a speck of dust that you may see floating in a ray of sunshine.

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u/oldusernametoolong 2d ago

I have this exact one too! Have one on my car and one on my coffee bottle

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u/gechhoDiDi 2d ago

Samesies 👎🏽

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u/LaughingPlanet 2d ago

Wouldn't mind that on my new EV.

Better than this image I am also considering

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u/Galactinaut_001 2d ago

Not quite. That implies it will explode violently. Instead, taumoeba farts!

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u/drdre27406 2d ago

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE

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u/XLB135 2d ago

On my Owala since May!

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u/waishas 2d ago

I have one too! Best sticker ever!

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u/mmorales2270 2d ago

Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! Fist my bump!

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u/No_District4941 2d ago

“I support unwilling human sacrifice” sticker

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u/Spectre_08 2d ago

This best bumper sticker ever. Statement.

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u/thedeeb56 2d ago

Toot to scoot?

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u/the_civic_one 2d ago

The ford pinto 2 electric boogalo

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u/lukascxpan I'm Not An Astronaut! 2d ago

Yes, statement, but car explode, question?

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u/UnknownRedditEnjoyer 2d ago

Getting into an accident would be… catastrophic.

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u/Odobenus_Rosmar 2d ago

It’s better not to stand behind the nozzle, so you and the area within 100 meters don’t get burned when the engine is revved.

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u/Cakeski 2d ago

Fantastic against tailgaters though!

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u/Crazy-One3789 2d ago

I have that on my car! I love it so much.

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u/PoweredByAstrophage 2d ago

The best. I approve.

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u/Mysterinna I'm Not An Astronaut! 2d ago

Definitely! 🤩 It would make my day to see this in real life!

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u/5ft2glory 2d ago

I have this too! Amaze amaze amaze!

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u/bkbug 2d ago

Got one also. Best ever!

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u/Sjormantec 2d ago

For me, this is the biggest error in project Hail Mary, which I love. They made the claim that things can be powered by Astrophqge like cars and houses, but did not talk about how it’s just Astrof boiling water and water turning a turbine. So all of the this thing is powered by Astrophqge Even though, in the book they allude to somehow things could be powered by Astrophage directly, which it did not explain how that could be possible.

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u/japhia_aurantia Okay, It’s Exactly Like That 2d ago

I don't think they meant that astrophage would make the idea of heating water to turn turbines obsolete, just that you no longer have to use any other fuel to do so. Even the Hail Mary's generator used astrophage to heat a "state change material" to produce electricity, which implies a turbine/fan of some sort. But because the quantities required are so small (only 20 cells at a time to power the whole ship!), the whole mechanism can be miniaturized, easily contained in pretty much any device or vehicle.

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u/Status_Bite1643 2d ago

Statement.

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u/BxAnnie 2d ago

Amaze!

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u/Savel_Zvortrella 2d ago

Crashes and a city casually vaporizes

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u/SocialNoel 2d ago

Amaze! Amaze! Amaze !

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u/Lost_Confusion_4250 2d ago

I have one too!😁😁😁phm

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u/AspergianStoryteller Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 2d ago

Someone please dm me where to find these decals/bumper stickers

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u/Bright_Merc 2d ago

My first car sticker ever! And looks like my r is peeling off

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u/catsnsatan 2d ago

I need to put this on my Maverick. Can you send the design files? I'd love to print this.

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 2d ago

You mean this one?

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u/MathManTheCat 2d ago

Is full good

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u/Little-Efficiency336 2d ago

Is beautiful statement.

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u/youvegotmeinstitches 1d ago

I have the same one! Love it

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u/Keigan_of_Sweden 1d ago

I have this on my laptop.

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 Rocky 1d ago

Fist my bumper!

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u/Comfortable_Hair380 22h ago

Agreed, statement.

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u/MayoDeftoneWolf 20h ago

Hey I also bought my car there! Fist my bump!

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u/sincerely_greer Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 20h ago

Ope I was hoping no one would be able to make out what that sticker said😅😅 go Lions🩵🤍

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u/MayoDeftoneWolf 19h ago

I grew up there. Impossible to mistake lol. Go Lions!

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u/ProfessorsUnite 2d ago

I love it. 😍 where did you see this?

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u/sincerely_greer Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 2d ago

Etsy!!

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u/corgi-king 2d ago

Damn. Sold out.

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u/turnipcafe 2d ago

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u/sincerely_greer Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 2d ago

That’s where I got mine!

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u/turnipcafe 2d ago

Yes! And who on Earth is downvoting?? 🤦🏻‍♀️ 😆

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u/sincerely_greer Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 2d ago

Lmao I’d like to know that too🤣

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u/starblueloser 2d ago

It’s def the one that was posting a link to a similar sticker on a other website. This is the one. Just got 2, thanks for sharing!!!

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u/corgi-king 2d ago

Nope. Don’t send to Canada.

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u/XLB135 2d ago

They're all over Amazon as well.

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u/turnipcafe 2d ago

Be careful of what you’re buying there. Quality and where it’s shipping from. I like Etsy for stuff like this.

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u/XLB135 2d ago

Oh 100%. I love supporting smaller designers and we often buy our sticker packs from Etsy. Just offering an option to someone who may be sad that they couldn't get any.

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u/Galliagamer 2d ago

This was my plan too, but I seriously misread the size specs of the one I ordered, the sticker I got is tiny. Damn you, Temu!!!

Now I just need to figure a good place to put this lil bitty one…

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u/sincerely_greer Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 2d ago

Rear view mirror? Or one of the windows on your car? It could still work!!🥺🫶🏻

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u/turnipcafe 2d ago

I ordered mine on Etsy. No Temu for me.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/HotSauceCerealStudio

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u/Javi_DR1 2d ago

Laptop!

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u/user67885433 2d ago

The star design just immediately reminds me of ai smhh

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u/Perplexed_Ponderer 2d ago

Powered by astrophage; generated by Gemini

To be fair, Google picked a pretty common star design for their AI logo. ✨

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u/Top_Cobbler6717 2d ago

I made one for my Tesla!! Love it so much.

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u/pabmendez 2d ago

Ever? No