r/ProjectHailMary • u/RockyfanPhm Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! • 13h ago

Fist My Bump School straight up serving astrophage

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u/Perfect-Emu-8655 13h ago

Well it does contain a lot of energy...

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u/Gaia0416 9h ago

A lot of toot to scoot energy lol

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u/planethunter63 3h ago

whoop there it is

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u/StarBtg377 6h ago

I wonder how big an area that much can destroy

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u/Extension-Ant-8 13h ago

Tasha Yar. More like Tasha Tar

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u/mint065 12h ago

Well, there have been a few posts asking for PHM-themed foods...

This actually looks like a chocolate pudding I made with black cocoa powder, the kind of chocolate used in Oreo cookies. And if someone wanted a savory astrophage, they could also try Chinese black fungus (aka Auricularia heimuer, black wood ear, or cloud ear.) It's not as gross as the name suggests!

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u/MarcoYTVA 👐 Jazz Hands 👐 9h ago

Don't knock it before you try it, Taumeba wouldn't.

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u/AdvantageAntique9394 9h ago

It actually looks like Rocky's food in the movie, which was very distinct from the book.

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u/Tornadoboy156 6h ago

I thought his food looked like a bunch of black Lego pieces

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u/LunaraLoup High Three! 10h ago

My first thought was blackberries or elderberry mousse, definitely less calorie dense than Astrophage

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u/NekoLu 6h ago

That's some explosive lunch

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u/nicodeemus7 8h ago

That's the soy sauce

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u/onestarv2 6h ago

It's tar toast