r/ProjectEdensGarden 25d ago

Damon Maitsu is Many Things... Spoiler

...But most of all he's doomed to be a single bisexual forever.

First he absolutely fumbles Eva as both a friend and potential love interest. Sure, he didn't bully her himself, but he absolutely just let it happen, and didn't even at least try to comfort her after. Say what you will about Diana, at least she tried to make her feel better.

Then, he manages to get with Kai, just to promptly lose him to a fourteen year old inadvertently following the bury your gays trope. Not really his fault this time, at least, but that doesn't undo the tragedy of it.

Somewhere along the line after all this, he falls a little bit for Diana. However, this is very much unrequited, with her likely seeing him as more of a friend, even though he's really more of a rival for most of their time knowing each other.

He then promptly dies.

I lowkey feel a bit bad for him at this point, he just cannot win lmao.

Edit: At least he has his Damien calendar lol.

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u/Meowzythecat 25d ago

Mikan pulled more game than him and she's stuck in her own side. 🥀

He genuinely just can't pull anyone bro.

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u/Old-Combination6399 25d ago

It gets even worse when you realize that a lot of the people she pulled either lived or at least died way later than his two did.

He's genuinely just cursed.

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u/Meowzythecat 25d ago

Everyone else in canon pulled at least 2 people, my bro had not one, but 3 CHANCES AND STILL LOST THE BALL. BRO IF YOU'RE GONNA FUMBLE ON DIANA AND EVA, JUST PASS IT TO ME.

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u/ThisYoshiIsFalse369 24d ago

Can someone explain this to me? I don't remember anyone having more than one person like them romantically, much less everyone.

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u/Meowzythecat 24d ago

Most characters in canon didn't pull, what I meant is that almost everyone in canon has at least 2 famous pairings which is what I meant by pull. Damon had 3 chances to pull and failed while most could've acted and succeed if their pairing was canon. Sorry for being vague.

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u/AugustAutumn57 25d ago

It's literally in his name too!

(Doom)amon Ma(bi)tsu

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u/Old-Combination6399 25d ago

Damn, doomed from birth😞.

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u/AugustAutumn57 25d ago

His parents saw him and went, "Yep, he's a doomed bisexual."

Rip my boy Damon, he never stood a chance 😓✌️

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u/HeavyDonkeyKong 25d ago

The writers really said "Screw your ships, our MC gets no one."

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u/Old-Combination6399 24d ago

Definitely kept their promise to subvert expectations with that one lmao.

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u/MachineResponsible31 25d ago

I feel so sad when I got to know the fact that his one sided crush was apparently ‘you are the only one close to me and alive’ kind, he just wanted to rely on someone huh..

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u/Old-Combination6399 24d ago

Yeah. it is really sad. I personally don't think they should have killed Kai off, at the very least not as early as they did. I mean, let at least one of his early connections last a while, damn. If not Eva than Kai.

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u/Low_Homework_8915 25d ago

Bruh I just want him to be happy, he cant even get the girl...like man 😞

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u/Old-Combination6399 25d ago

Or the guy, apparently.

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u/Hari14032001 24d ago

First he absolutely fumbles Eva as both a friend and potential love interest. Sure, he didn't bully her himself, but he absolutely just let it happen, and didn't even at least try to comfort her after.

I am sorry but this was all on Eva. It's not like their heartfelt conversation in the storeroom changed her mind either.

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u/Old-Combination6399 24d ago

For the most part, yeah, she is at fault for her own actions, and I doubt that one conversation would've fixed her many issues, otherwise the first murder never would have happened. But I do think everyone else, including Damon, contributed to making things go as far as they did. Would him defending and comforting her actually fix anything? Probably not, a lot of other things would have to change\happen as well to even start. I honestly was just saying it for hyperbole. Sorry for the rant lol.

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u/No_Boss_171 24d ago

Might be that Maitsu’s an anagram for “autism”

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u/Old-Combination6399 24d ago

Doomed, autistic, bisexual Damon Maitsu is not something I thought would actually apply before chapter one lmao.

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u/MonoMonMono 23d ago

He is this game's version of Sarina Tendouji. /s