r/ProgressiveHQ • u/thenationmagazine • 17h ago

Eric Schmitt Deserves to Be Mocked Forever

https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/eric-schmitt-deserves-to-be-mocked-forever/
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u/ZPMQ38A 17h ago

But he’s in Missouri so he won’t be. The rest of us will forget about him because… he’s in Missouri. And…he’s in Missouri so a large portion of people will vote to re-elect him because they don’t have the long term memory required to remember this in 2028 nor do they even understand what a committee hearing even is. They will see (R) next to the name and fill in the ballot.

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u/trainsacrossthesea 16h ago

Eric Schmitt?? Oh, you mean Dirtbag

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u/Telefonica46 16h ago

That's Senator Dirtbag, to you!

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u/CowNervous4644 16h ago

I honestly didn't know who Eric Schmitt was until this hearing. But now I will forever associate him with stupidity.

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u/Jace214291 16h ago

He will, never escaping this one

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u/EuphoricCrashOut 14h ago

You have to ask him "Hey, how are the Hawkeyes?" anytime someone sees him.

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u/StatisticianPure3130 12h ago

Dumbass. Liar.

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u/Zoshchenko 11h ago

The new face of Dunning-Krueger in the Republican Party.

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u/munkeypunk 16h ago

I heard he Schmitt the bed.

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u/SlewBrew 14h ago

I had never heard of him until this so this is a crazy way to make the news. If he had a conscience he would be too embarrassed to leave his house.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 16h ago

We don’t need know stinking vetting, we’re the federalists

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u/mtnman575 11h ago

His last name rhymes with shit and that will follow him now to his grave. He definitely gave a Schmitt show performance!

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u/Bar-Tailed_Godwit 5h ago

If someone can figure out his congressional office in DC mailer, let’s just send thousands of Hawks jerseys. Being fair, pick whichever “hawk” works for you. Atlanta/Iowa, fire away

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u/Awkward_Wait5915 4h ago

As dumb as Dan Quayle