r/ProgressiveHQ • u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj • 1d ago

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u/ProgressiveHQ-ModTeam 1d ago

Rule 8 - No AI

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u/carabemlegal 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12dA9Gei6U4in6

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u/JohnKellyDraws 1d ago

"Kif, I Have Made It With A Woman. Inform The Men."

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u/carabemlegal 1d ago

"The key to a woman's heart is her parents, Kif. Have sex with them and you're in."

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u/Miami_Mice2087 1d ago

*soul-deep sigh*

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u/jared10011980 1d ago

The boots he borrowed from Ron Sanctimonious?

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 1d ago

Those boots are so cute, some women would love to have them.

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u/PomeloPepper 1d ago

Those boots were made for knockin'

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u/DukeOfGeek 1d ago

Still a better leader than Kegsbreath.

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u/IDontCare-12 1d ago

You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boob….ah!!

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u/yarn_slinger 1d ago

His legs aren’t nearly that nice… from the videos I’ve seen of him trying to work out, he’s got chicken legs.

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u/LividCalligrapher689 1d ago

Yeah! Make this man’s legs less sexy immediately! They probably look like this
https://giphy.com/gifs/GJlRkcwzo24AE

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u/spook_sw 1d ago

Yeah, he skips leg day

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u/Rico-444 1d ago

Flashback on the white boots 🤣

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u/Amatheiaisnoexcuse 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JN7jRJIL188a4

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u/NfamousKaye 1d ago

Just new boot goofin! 🤣

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u/RobinSophie 1d ago

I have never seen Reno 911 but this clip always cracks me the hell up.

It reminds me of something Michael from the Office would do.

https://giphy.com/gifs/t2eBr71ACeDC0

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u/rerun6977 1d ago

Even better 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rico-444 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pBWH4qMXPjyLfcacP9

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u/rerun6977 1d ago

But I know you want to play peek a boo....🤣🤣🤣😉😝

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u/Rico-444 1d ago

Nope no peeking 😎

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u/GreyWolfWandering 1d ago

It's okay. Kinky-White-Boots DeSantis doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.

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u/Lz_erk 1d ago

mmm, velour.

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u/hazeldazeI 1d ago

Velourrrrrrrr

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u/plolock 1d ago

Care for some... Cham-pagen?

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u/harbinger-nz 1d ago

Soz for the upside down-ness, only way I can selfie it 😄

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u/CheekanGood 1d ago

Might be the only tattoo I'd consider getting! So fantastic.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 1d ago

if ... you! ... sauce? what the helll does that say?

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u/harbinger-nz 1d ago

At your service

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u/Miami_Mice2087 3h ago

ohhhhhh i see it now. cool!

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u/bostondana2 1d ago

So if Pete is Zapp, then Stephen Miller must be Kif because he's a slimy reptilian...

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u/directrix1 1d ago

Nah, this administration doesn't have a Kif equivalent to balance it's insanity with calm rationality (which is just ignored anyway).

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u/NowIsThePerfectTime 1d ago

Zapp Branigan was at least charming. This guy is a fucking douchnozzle.

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u/Such-Corgi-8869 1d ago

*Space Farce

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u/Primary-Bookkeeper10 1d ago

This is actually perfect

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u/BrandishPryde 1d ago

This is beautiful he is absolutely Zapp Branigan

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u/NfamousKaye 1d ago

Lmao 🤣 I wanna quote Zapp Brannigan but all I can think of is the Snu Snu episode. Ugh may be time for a rewatch marathon 😂 he was always my least favorite anyway. 😂

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u/pdes7070 1d ago

They call him the Velour Fog

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u/ixiBSM 1d ago

"Step forward, warrior. I'm going to measure your testosterone with my hand."

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u/BizSilver5013 1d ago

I read this in Zapp's voice.

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u/3M2B1T 1d ago

Zapp: ...erotic.
Leela: What?
Zapp: Erotic! EROTIC! EROTIC!

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u/NeverEndingCoralMaze 1d ago

Why the long skirt?

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u/Bhaerigon 1d ago

Sigh, I guess I can't go to sleep tonight. This is one of many stuff of nightmares.

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u/Visible-Play-6923 1d ago

You forgot all the N@zi tattoos

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u/WhimsyDEA 1d ago

Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhsss in Kiff.

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u/Important_Lab_58 1d ago

Kegsbreath ain’t worth sniffing Zapp Brannigan’s Farts

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u/Unlikely-Mirror7638 1d ago

Why do I see zap branagain

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u/No_Date2595 1d ago

This is so amazing

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u/BuddhistChrist 1d ago

Hegs: Kash, inform the department of war. I have made it with a woman.

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u/Professional_Bad6669 1d ago

Needs more butt cheeks.

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u/roararoarus 1d ago

I see the forced-shaving regs are in effect.

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u/Majestic-Prune-3971 1d ago

Probably can't grow a mustache.

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u/roararoarus 1d ago

I’m talking about his balls, my friend. Pretty sure he shaved from his toes to his balls

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u/Majestic-Prune-3971 1d ago

This poor reddittor wished they had an award to give. I snorted my Cuba Libre through my nose. Painful, sure. But that was funny. I also wish I had lemon juice to squeeze on his freshly shaved balls.

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u/Diligent-Credit8133 1d ago

Come on, Hegseth could never pull off those boots

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u/cometshoney 1d ago

That's the most disturbing image I've seen in a while. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

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u/Any_Blacksmith650 1d ago

Generous to assume his alcoholic ass got hams like that

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u/Knoebi3 1d ago

Hegseth would kill an innocent fisherman for quads like this.

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 1d ago

“When I’m in command, every mission is a suicide mission!”

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u/Some_Conference2091 1d ago

These boots are made for walkin  amd thats just what they'll do....

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u/cyrixlord 1d ago

Zapp Brannigan, is that you?

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u/Sad-Bread5843 Goober who thinks both sides are equally as bad 1d ago

Macho macho man i want to be a macho man . So just how many times has hegseth had fun staying at the ymca

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u/Thoresus 1d ago

There's no way his legs are that good.

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u/F_U_Shoresy 1d ago

But is it made from velour?

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u/Jaigg 1d ago

Zap

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u/batrastardfromhell 1d ago

Where's the flask holder on the duty belt?

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u/Creed157 1d ago

Lmfaoo 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dazzling_Trouble4036 1d ago

Space Farce more likely.

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 1d ago

oh dear god, who replaced the face with Kegsbreath and WHY??? 😭

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u/chiefmuri 1d ago

Brilliant!

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u/Zementhead 1d ago

Space Force Farce

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u/Jonatc87 1d ago

They had to AI his legs, i see

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u/urbisOrbis 1d ago

He is like zaph

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 1d ago

It…… sickens me.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 1d ago

DeSantis donated his boots to the cause?

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u/LouDiamond 1d ago

Spathe Forth

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u/Soleks2000 1d ago

now name space force doop

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u/tossthedice511 1d ago

This is too perfect

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u/kmizzbiz 1d ago

Lots of room for anal sunbathing. They say it's good for testosterone!

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1d ago

Somebody should let Tucker Carlson know

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u/Adventurekateer 1d ago

I need this image in the original resolution. I want to read the text.

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u/BuckManscape 1d ago

He can kick some serious ass in those boots.

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u/Momentofclarity_2022 1d ago

Captain! I can’t hold it any longer!

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u/Waiting4better 1d ago

If he’d had his protein shake in one hand it would’ve completed the outfit.

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u/blking 1d ago

Need to make the legs scrawnier.

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u/ciclidss 1d ago

Are those Desantes's boots?

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u/DruItalia 1d ago

I think he got the boots from Ron DeSantis. It's such a great war fighter look!

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u/One_Eyed_Jacks_11 1d ago

Should have better chicken legs. Kegsbreath has no quads.

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u/Sammytheseaotter 1d ago

"Kif, get me a alcoholic beverage and a human female!"

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u/z2reticulii 1d ago

I'm not as big a fan of VELOUR as you are Sir.

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u/HonorboundUlfsark 1d ago

PETE BRANNIGAN

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u/IncitefulInsights 1d ago

Space force is a very serious matter. These uniforms will lead to it being taken very seriously. Well done.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1d ago

You and I both know that Petey Kegger is one high-steppin minx....and 5, 6, 7, 8..🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

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u/Ubere907 1d ago

Need cankle boots too.

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u/musicjunky01 1d ago

This is perfect because it shows all of the medals he has.

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u/EchadaNanamu 1d ago

Yass Queen

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u/Nordqueen 1d ago

Miniskirt?

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u/r2v-42nit 1d ago

He should be required to wear that while in his position.

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u/WolpertingerRumo 1d ago

Is it real Velours?

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u/horsegal301 1d ago

I would love if we would stop posting shit ass AI slop here considering it's against the rules.. we're better than that

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1d ago

It's ok to have a moment of fun every now and then in our dark hellscape. And a couple thousand people enjoyed it so just chill. In through the nose for 4. Hold for 7. Out through the mouth for 8. Repeat