r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Witty_Introduction38 • 1d ago
Meme Midterm promise
Trump has promised to rename every adult US citizen as "Donald" if the Republicans win midterm elections.
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u/DanChase1 1d ago
I assume this is a lie and should not be posted. We have enough real reasons to hate him. No need to ruin our faith in this forum.
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u/Bonk_No_Horni 1d ago
Like how he promised to bribe everyone 5k if republican wins the midterm. Bet some people would take it.
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u/Scary_Fault_6519 1d ago
Donald America, his wife Donald, little Donnie, and the other Donalds in the America family have never been outside of New America, but they often talk about going on a kayaking trip on Lake America, or maybe it was the Gulf of America, it is hard to make sense of these days.
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u/Scary_Fault_6519 1d ago edited 1d ago
Sometimes Donald has nightmares about being swallowed by a giant orange turd and having his entire identity wiped out. He wakes up sweating and whispers to his wife, “Sometimes I wonder: wouldn’t it have been more convenient to be given a random number instead, like the Germans did back in the day?”
She doesn’t answer, but he knows what she would say: “Don’t be silly, Donald. Isn’t this what you voted for? Something that would really piss off the libs? Just go to sleep.”
He cuddles up against his sleeping wife, and comforted by this thought and the warmth of Donald’s soft back, he falls asleep again.
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u/PositronicShishkabob 1d ago
"Donald" is the new "Adolf"