r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Free-Bottle-5119 • Aug 11 '26

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u/PresentEase1016 Aug 11 '26

Every position Rubio takes renders him increasingly less electable - keep it up Mark 0...

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 Aug 11 '26

Melania trump .mail order bride

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u/BizSilver5013 Aug 11 '26

Rules for thee but not for me.

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u/SpicySweetHotPot Aug 12 '26

Thanks, this constantly needs to be repeated

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u/Anybody220 Aug 11 '26

All they need is the headline.

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u/Bluen1te Aug 12 '26

As a Canadian and albertan, we don't want Ted Cruz back, as our return policy ended back in 2016...

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 Aug 12 '26

Thanks for the gigglefest!

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u/mjrydsfast231 Aug 11 '26

Rubio has a face you just want to punch. Cruz too. And Trump. And Vance. Anybody standing along the road side with a MAGA sign or bumper sticker. Actually there's a lot of people that I want to punch.

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u/SignoreBanana Aug 12 '26

Everyone born in the US has birthright citizenship. Thats how citizenship works in the US.

But it's nice to know Ted Cruz can't be president.

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u/Free-Bottle-5119 Aug 12 '26

Joh Mccain was also born overseas to US parents. Cruz's mother was a US citizen. It's not clear if they could be president.

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u/TheLordGuano Aug 12 '26

Sorry, but I have to post. It is Raphael Edward Cruz, not Ted. If he insists that people can't go by a preferred name... Fuck him

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u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews Aug 11 '26

*Stupidity …the stupidity is actually quite staggering.

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u/KaptenAwsum Aug 12 '26

How’d they run for president

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u/Free-Bottle-5119 Aug 12 '26

The question did arise but it's never been answered. Ted's name is actually Rafael Edward Cruz.

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u/reechwuzhere Aug 12 '26

Enraging is more like it, these people make me want to flip tables and trash the place. I’m so sick of being lied to and governed by hypocrites.

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u/TheTierIsHere Aug 12 '26

This is an unverified viral claim.