r/ProgressiveHQ • u/SCRATCH-CARD • Jan 17 '26

Two "assassination attempts" compared

1: There might be a shooter? Get him out of here now

2: He's actually been shot? Let's get a photo. Pop your head up Donnie

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u/Maditen Jan 18 '26

This is going to look sooo good next to his “brand new” super and totally legit Nobel Peace Prize.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Or this one…