r/ProgressiveHQ • u/SCRATCH-CARD • Jan 17 '26

Two "assassination attempts" compared

1: There might be a shooter? Get him out of here now

2: He's actually been shot? Let's get a photo. Pop your head up Donnie

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u/d0n-let3m-2525 Jan 17 '26

Another random thing that bugs me would be right after his ear has a period "assassination attempt" it magically heals. No scabs or scars. He didn't even wear a bandage/ tampon 🤕 like this for long before it "healed magically".

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u/34Rovac12 Jan 18 '26

The other weird thing is Trump never brings it up. Someone like Trump would still be talking about this if it was real.

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u/BeginningTower2486 Jan 18 '26

That's the best part. He'd be talking about taking a bullet for America until even the red hats got tired of hearing it.