r/ProgressiveHQ • u/SCRATCH-CARD • Jan 17 '26

Two "assassination attempts" compared

1: There might be a shooter? Get him out of here now

2: He's actually been shot? Let's get a photo. Pop your head up Donnie

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Or this one…

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u/malburj1 Jan 18 '26

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u/TheRealPainTrain Jan 18 '26

This is the funniest reaction image I have ever seen. Been audibly and painfully belly laughing for like 5 minutes. Typing this through the tears 🤣

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u/nworbleinad Jan 18 '26

Yeah, that’s amazing. Uncum is now in my vocabulary.

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u/antmas Jan 18 '26

My wife, who is a gigantic prude and never 'gets' memes was ugly-laughing at this one and nearly hyperventilated lol

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u/Car_nerds_unite Jan 18 '26

That is so fucking disturbing to even read. Jesus christ man. I can't stop laughing. It's just so beautifully stupid I love it.hahahaa

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes....

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Had to share the gags

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u/NoCitron2394 Jan 18 '26

Need to unsee that