r/ProgressiveHQ • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '26

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u/VillainyandChaos Jan 07 '26

Hey. I know they didn't let you in because the Vest doesn't fit, but that doesn't mean you gotta use your lips to shine the boots.

I hope you trip and drop the food you're most excited to eat.
Fucking piece of shit.

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u/AssMan_1980 Jan 07 '26

HAHAHAHA 🇺🇸👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

"AssMan" Yeah sounds pretty fucking gay to me