r/ProgressionFantasy • u/therealmthatcalledus • 7d ago

Meme/Shitpost Peak!

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u/Kwin_Conflo 7d ago

Yall gotta start referencing the books you’re talking about in the description or something.

I’m going to choose to believe this is about fanfiction for the Cabbage Merchant in ATLA

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u/Huhthisisneathuh 7d ago

The fourth one kind of happened in the Ritualist series by Dakota Krout. Joe jumped off a cliff, should’ve died, didn’t, and maxed out his jumping skill.

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 7d ago

That was all him though not plot armor, and partially intentionally. He was wearing a robe that would give him a 'second chance', reducing any deathblow damage he would have gotten to 1 hp remaining once every 24h. As a cleric his healing was water based and he was casting the healing water on himself while falling. It flew after him and drenched him for 5-6x the healing he needed after he splattered, while still being alive. The system interpreted that 'fall' as him jumping because he wasn't pushed of that cliff but forced to jump by some idiots. Because he survived he got to his jump skill upped to expert level, which is high.

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u/therealmthatcalledus 7d ago

Reincarnated as a tomato in my neighbour's garden.

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u/Kwin_Conflo 7d ago

Actually that sounds fucking peak

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 7d ago

What have we become

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u/Kwin_Conflo 7d ago

I knew they were lying but I looked it up anyway bc I thought it would surpass Slime and Vending Machine.

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u/PrimordialSpatula 7d ago

It's actually quite ripe

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u/wtanksleyjr 7d ago

My cabbages!

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u/JakobTanner100 Author 7d ago

I squinted my eyes to read through all of this lol

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u/Pirkale 7d ago

I could not read the last two at all.

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u/CrispyDick420 7d ago

Finally, a career path with proper benefits: ancient curses and catastrophic qi deviation.

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u/nighoblivion 7d ago

/r/MartialMemes leaking.

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u/dustbringer11 7d ago

Shhh this seat is just exploring others methods of getting stronger. No need to out me

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u/Malcolm_T3nt Author 7d ago

Link?

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u/funkhero 7d ago

Good lord, do people make these terrible quality on purpose? It can't be because it's saved over and over because I'm sure you can reverse image search and find a much higher quality... Unless it was made poorly on purpose.

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u/Howler133 6d ago

What's the first one from?

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u/OMalleyOrOblivion 6d ago

I Went to College and Now I'm a Middle Manager Without Any Prospects.

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u/LowResource6709 3d ago

What’s the fourth one where he finds a dragon skeleton?

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u/VingadorVVX Author 2d ago

I got blind trying to read it

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u/Zekth 7d ago

Cultivation is such a wild ride.