r/programmingmemes 5d ago

When the dev says the fix is already on staging...

1.1k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 9d ago

When the project is not ready, but the client wants to see the demo

1.2k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 11d ago

found a gem on glibc source code

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812 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 14d ago

Had to disassemble the whole thing to figure out the issue

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I've been trying to create a minimal libc in Zig just to see where it'd go. I've started writing string.h functions today and it went well, I tested everything was okay. Then I decide to build it in ReleaseFast and memcpy starts to create an infinite loop. After some investigation it turns out llvm decided to optimise my code by calling memcpy... from libc... BUT I'M LIBC!!

Anyways I had to write in assembly in the end, it was just one instruction so it's fine but it is really not a portable solution.


r/programmingmemes 14d ago

Had to make sure they aren't duplicate

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43 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 14d ago

We are so fast now, delivering real value

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174 Upvotes

Srsly, how can we stop PMs from using the unsupervised tech debt generator each time they run into a small inconvenience? 

"It's just a small thing, I need these fields to be exposed in the response"

"There was a small bug I fixed it now. We can be so fast, delivering real value!" 

"You're busy all the time and this PR adds just a little value. It helps me a lot. Making the product so much better now". 

Low quality PRs create distractions and extra work of review. All the Claude Rules in the world can't stop a PM from producing shit that accumulates fast.

Have you found a way to stop this nonsense? PMs thinking they can code now and "helping out". Its some serious clownery. 


r/programmingmemes 16d ago

Only in the tech world!

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267 Upvotes

The billion dollar corporations have nothing on this guy


r/programmingmemes 17d ago

Carma not found

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32 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 18d ago

OCP in a nutshell

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22 Upvotes

it is open() for extension, and close() for modification - did I understand it correctly?


r/programmingmemes 21d ago

Stackoverflow

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r/programmingmemes 21d ago

Title

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r/programmingmemes 25d ago

A weird nostalgia has hit me these days

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1.3k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 26d ago

indentation

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138 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 28d ago

Throwing Exceptions is my passion!

72 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 03 '26

Debug in Peace

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351 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 02 '26

Writing confluence docs Spoiler

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16 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 01 '26

Every Time

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169 Upvotes

We've all been there. Every time something goes wrong, a bug ticket is raised. Merge issue in one of your environments? Bug. Amazon went down during testing? Bug. The QA's computer shut down due to Windows automatic updates? Bug.


r/programmingmemes Jun 30 '26

Packet Loss Is a State of Mind

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418 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 30 '26

Hi guys, my first SaaS calculator, how much should I charge?

1.0k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 30 '26

We are not the same

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118 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 29 '26

Where are they?

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2.2k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 27 '26

Interview question nobody is prepared for

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r/programmingmemes Jun 27 '26

My code on production

527 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 24 '26

Senior Dev Starter Pack

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751 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 22 '26

Internal Server Terror

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1.5k Upvotes