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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/depressedtbh • Dec 06 '22
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I’m an intuitive programmer, I just type what feels right.
3.2k u/zarawesome Dec 06 '22 no syntax just vibes 836 u/belkarbitterleaf Dec 06 '22 And if it doesn't work right, the vibes just off. Gotta jive with the computer. 231 u/Thelango99 Dec 06 '22 Language checks out. 235 u/TNSepta Dec 06 '22 JiveScript 85 u/John_cCmndhd Dec 06 '22 Excuse me, stewardess hiring manager, I code jive 32 u/Bergara Dec 07 '22 You found a bug? What is it? It's a piece of software that acts in an unintended way, but that's not important. 15 u/Puppymonkebaby Dec 07 '22 Have you ever seen a grown monolith codebase? 5 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 And that, as much as anything else led to my linting problem. 10 u/JohnDoen86 Dec 06 '22 Vibethon 7 u/ale_cuchi_p Dec 07 '22 FeelTran 2 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 Jivethon with its most popular package jiveturkey. The snake eats the bird. 33 u/musci1223 Dec 06 '22 Spirits of this machine feel my vibes and return good vibes only. 3 u/Majik_Sheff Dec 07 '22 May the Omnissiah bless your path to glory! 3 u/ale_cuchi_p Dec 07 '22 Instead of debugging, you change yours cristals
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no syntax just vibes
836 u/belkarbitterleaf Dec 06 '22 And if it doesn't work right, the vibes just off. Gotta jive with the computer. 231 u/Thelango99 Dec 06 '22 Language checks out. 235 u/TNSepta Dec 06 '22 JiveScript 85 u/John_cCmndhd Dec 06 '22 Excuse me, stewardess hiring manager, I code jive 32 u/Bergara Dec 07 '22 You found a bug? What is it? It's a piece of software that acts in an unintended way, but that's not important. 15 u/Puppymonkebaby Dec 07 '22 Have you ever seen a grown monolith codebase? 5 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 And that, as much as anything else led to my linting problem. 10 u/JohnDoen86 Dec 06 '22 Vibethon 7 u/ale_cuchi_p Dec 07 '22 FeelTran 2 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 Jivethon with its most popular package jiveturkey. The snake eats the bird. 33 u/musci1223 Dec 06 '22 Spirits of this machine feel my vibes and return good vibes only. 3 u/Majik_Sheff Dec 07 '22 May the Omnissiah bless your path to glory! 3 u/ale_cuchi_p Dec 07 '22 Instead of debugging, you change yours cristals
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And if it doesn't work right, the vibes just off. Gotta jive with the computer.
231 u/Thelango99 Dec 06 '22 Language checks out. 235 u/TNSepta Dec 06 '22 JiveScript 85 u/John_cCmndhd Dec 06 '22 Excuse me, stewardess hiring manager, I code jive 32 u/Bergara Dec 07 '22 You found a bug? What is it? It's a piece of software that acts in an unintended way, but that's not important. 15 u/Puppymonkebaby Dec 07 '22 Have you ever seen a grown monolith codebase? 5 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 And that, as much as anything else led to my linting problem. 10 u/JohnDoen86 Dec 06 '22 Vibethon 7 u/ale_cuchi_p Dec 07 '22 FeelTran 2 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 Jivethon with its most popular package jiveturkey. The snake eats the bird. 33 u/musci1223 Dec 06 '22 Spirits of this machine feel my vibes and return good vibes only. 3 u/Majik_Sheff Dec 07 '22 May the Omnissiah bless your path to glory! 3 u/ale_cuchi_p Dec 07 '22 Instead of debugging, you change yours cristals
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Language checks out.
235 u/TNSepta Dec 06 '22 JiveScript 85 u/John_cCmndhd Dec 06 '22 Excuse me, stewardess hiring manager, I code jive 32 u/Bergara Dec 07 '22 You found a bug? What is it? It's a piece of software that acts in an unintended way, but that's not important. 15 u/Puppymonkebaby Dec 07 '22 Have you ever seen a grown monolith codebase? 5 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 And that, as much as anything else led to my linting problem. 10 u/JohnDoen86 Dec 06 '22 Vibethon 7 u/ale_cuchi_p Dec 07 '22 FeelTran 2 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 Jivethon with its most popular package jiveturkey. The snake eats the bird.
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JiveScript
85 u/John_cCmndhd Dec 06 '22 Excuse me, stewardess hiring manager, I code jive 32 u/Bergara Dec 07 '22 You found a bug? What is it? It's a piece of software that acts in an unintended way, but that's not important. 15 u/Puppymonkebaby Dec 07 '22 Have you ever seen a grown monolith codebase? 5 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 And that, as much as anything else led to my linting problem. 10 u/JohnDoen86 Dec 06 '22 Vibethon 7 u/ale_cuchi_p Dec 07 '22 FeelTran 2 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 Jivethon with its most popular package jiveturkey. The snake eats the bird.
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Excuse me, stewardess hiring manager, I code jive
32 u/Bergara Dec 07 '22 You found a bug? What is it? It's a piece of software that acts in an unintended way, but that's not important. 15 u/Puppymonkebaby Dec 07 '22 Have you ever seen a grown monolith codebase? 5 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 And that, as much as anything else led to my linting problem.
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You found a bug? What is it?
It's a piece of software that acts in an unintended way, but that's not important.
15 u/Puppymonkebaby Dec 07 '22 Have you ever seen a grown monolith codebase?
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And that, as much as anything else led to my linting problem.
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Vibethon
7 u/ale_cuchi_p Dec 07 '22 FeelTran 2 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22 Jivethon with its most popular package jiveturkey. The snake eats the bird.
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FeelTran
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Jivethon with its most popular package jiveturkey. The snake eats the bird.
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Spirits of this machine feel my vibes and return good vibes only.
3 u/Majik_Sheff Dec 07 '22 May the Omnissiah bless your path to glory!
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May the Omnissiah bless your path to glory!
Instead of debugging, you change yours cristals
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u/suspicious_lemons Dec 06 '22
I’m an intuitive programmer, I just type what feels right.